#paleonecromancer

[hasellia]

I want to be a geo witch. A paleo-necromancer.

I want to listen to the rocks on the side of the road and hear about drama from 3.2 Billion years ago. I want to wear a hat with a ridiculously wide brim. I want to show the ghost of Jurassic ginkgos and Permian Cycads how tall and proud their ancestors are. I want to raise the old ones and have a consensual battle with my Kollikodon against someone else's up little critcher. I want to give a velociraptor a pat on my lap and tell them how wonderful they are with little kisses. It's bullshit and unfair.