#paleorevelation

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@paleorevelation

“Gare, don’t use up all the shampoo or I swear, they’ll never find your body!” As per usual, the threat barely holds any malice. Leaf honestly didn’t even care that much about her hair. 

It’s nothing new for the two to stay in the same building. In fact there was that one time they shared an apartment for a short period of time. Though that’s a completely different story. 

Today, the duo were staying in a one bed hotel room, the result of bad planning and an inconveniently timed event happening nearby. Leaf didn’t mind sharing a bed with the guy though. Not because of a pre existing bond or anything like that, she was just really chill. She was that way with most things. Except of course, house manners. A left over habit from childhood: she had a bit of a pet peeve when it came to dirty houses.

She stacked their bags in the closet, put their shoes by the door and then promptly threw herself onto the bed. “Oi! Princess are you done in there yet? I’m bored”

[leafheld]

He had to get the old Leaf back to him--he would not accept THIS one because her new personality was just too foreign to him. Whatever it took he'd do it. He was NOT leaving her behind.

My muse has just given up all their memories to a monster that eats memories to save your muse. What does your muse do? Do they try to get them back or just help them create a new life?

Eyelids remain shut in spite of having woken up a while ago. She wasn’t sure how to describe the feeling in her chest. It was something far too complicated to fully comprehend for someone of her poor vocabulary. If she really had to try, it was akin to having to wake up on a Monday morning. Even in your foggy state, you remain painfully aware that once you force yourself into full consciousness there was something unpleasant awaiting you on the other side. So you float in the limbo between awake and asleep a little longer, clinging desperately to those pure moments of ignorant bliss.

Of course they never did last forever, and just as she eventually forced herself up on those dreadful school days, she forced herself up now. Except...it wasn’t a forgotten assignment awaiting her on the other side. No, it was something a little more...empty. 

How strange, a feeling more empty than having to force herself to walk those cursed soul sucking halls? What could possible be worse than that? 

She...didn’t actually know the answer to that, oddly. 

She sat up and rubbed her aching head. That wasn’t the only thing she didn’t know apparently. “Can...I help you?” she asked, addressing the kid with the freaky hair. She put her palm against his chest and pushed him away. Why was he looking at her like that? It gave her the creeps.

“Look man, I dunno what’s goin’ on or who you are but I promise not to fuck you up if ya tell me where I am and how to get home. I feel like I had a long day,”

[princess-snorlax]

Luvdisc:I love your blog

Thank you so much!! <3

[leafheld]

!!!!

Text: Fuckin’ you’re great. You’re great A plus human being like

Text: You’re just. Great. Tons of fun. Like so much. 

Text: I just. I fuckin love being around you so fuckin much. It’s like a breath of damn air. 

Text: Like you don’t fuckin pussy foot around shit. You fuckin’ hold your own. You don’t whine about little things. And you also are a lot fun to be around like fuckin. I just really enjoy bein around you ok. 

Text: Fckin

Text:It’s been one fuckin hell of a ride. huh

Text: Fuckin’ we were bros. Then you were a fuckin hoe. Now we bros

Text: Funny how that works 

Text: Do you ever think about that. I think about that. I mean not really but I’m thinkin about it now

Text: I fuckin hated your guts. You were like the worst possible human being to me. But fuck I was no picnic either.

Text: I mean we’re still both shit but much more tolerable shit.

Text: Man 

Text: I fuckin’ think you’re just a grand fuckin time. Fan fuckin tastic

Text: I would like kill someone for you dude. Fuckin’

Text: I know I like never say this shit but like fuck man. I actually really care about you. You’re just really important to me again

Text: which fuckin. It pisses me off. I like cared about you once and that shit came back to bite me.

Text: I wonder if it’ll happen again.

Text: If it does I’ll fuckin fillet you. Not even like a classy fillet. Like the shitty 3 dollar ones they sell at mcdonalds.

Text: You’ll be killed, frozen, and then served by some poor college student workin for minimum wage. 

Text: Fuckin. This wasn’t part of the plan. Caring about you. Caring about anyone. It sucks. It’s uncomfortable. 

Text: Its 3am I’m half awake but shit. I can still tell I’ll regret writing these messages.

Text: Fuck it. It’s fine. Shits fine. This is fine

Text: Don’t you ever feel that though? Like we’ve both been through hell and back and yet caring about people is still the scariest thing that could ever happen. Well next to usin a Ouija Board at least lol 

Text: Who does that shit though and actually enjoys. 

Text: Shits like 

Text:fuck

Text: Like

Text:shit

Text: something thats good at first and then ya pay for later idk. Pretend I put effort into that kay

Text: For real though, it’s like. Wow, you care about this human being? Watch it be fun for now and then they’ll totally make you suffer in the worst way possible all the while makin you feel like a fuckin’ tool. 

Text: Yet here I am again. Fuckin’ walkin’ into this shit with the same fuckin’ person.

Text: Whatever, it’s not like losin’ an idiot who styles his hair for hours only for it to look like a fuckin’ mess is gonna ruin my life.

Text: I guess.

Text: Nah neverind I’m going to bed. Can’t wait to regret my life in the morning

[son-of-skarmory]

There is a lot about Falkner that's still a mystery to all of us--and even about himself. Perhaps there could be a thread where he ends up learning something about himself that he never would have found out if not for that one happening in his life, that almost seems like it was a twist of fate. I'm not sure what that situation could be, though--maybe one in which his life is on the line, and that something about himself saves his ass from dying.

Go into my inbox and tell me a situation you’d love to see my Muse go through.

((Tbh there’s so much about him I want to cover, but I’ve never really figured out how to do it other than brief mentions here and there. Falkner is so afraid of losing control of himself, so I feel like that’s why we don’t see many aspects of him-he’s too guarded. And I still don’t know how to strip him of that.

But I really like the idea of Falkner learning about himself because his life is on the line. It’d be a chance to show what he’s really made of.))

[leafheld]

♥

Leaf gave her Hitomonlee a slap on the back. “Oh man this guys been with me since Saffron City. Ya rememebr when Rocket was over there with that company n’ shit? Well they weren’t lettin’ anyone into the gym so I did some explorin’ ‘nstead. Found this cool Dojo and wiped’em out with my own fighting types. The head honcho there asked me to take his Hitmonlee and begged me to take revenge for his  dojo. ‘Pparantly there was somethin’ ‘bout a fight over who’d be the Saffron gym, Fightin’ or Psychic. So I trained this guy up and took on the psychic gym with a team of 3 fighting types. Made sure to wipe out Sabrina with just Hitmonlee,”

[aquaelegance]

♥

Send me a ♥ and my muse will tell you how they met one of their Pokemon.

“I first met Elizabeth when I was seven years old. She was the tiniest little Luvdisc I’d ever seen, and she was injured, likely bitten by another hungry Pokémon but able to get away just in time. I pulled out every PokéYen I had saved up just to get a Potion to heal her up, not being able to get her to a Pokémon Centre and all. So, I healed her, and we spent the rest of the day, and many days after, playing and swimming together.

“The month after was my birthday so my sister decided to catch Lizzie for me and give her to me as a surprise. She caught her a few days in advance, though, in case she refused and she had to find an alternative gift, and…well, I was miserable because I thought Lizzie was gone, and because she was still a baby at the time I feared that maybe she’d been eaten by a hungry Gyarados. But then I was given a Pokéball — and then out popped Lizzie! I was the happiest child on the planet. My first Pokémon, my first best friend — we were absolutely inseparable. And still are to this day.”

Elizabeth chirps happily, nuzzling her friend. Wallace smiles and gives her a little kiss on the nose.

[leafheld]

Gary: YOU STUPID FUCK

Me: -clutches heart- they’re so cute