#palfie

[she-is-miller]

Alfie: Well, it’s just that Jerome doesn’t want me to—

Patricia: Hey, hey, hey! Is Jerome the boss of you?

Alfie: No.

Patricia: Who is the boss of you?

Alfie, unsure: …You?

[yackers]

ALFIE & PATRICIA + FRIENDSHIP for @xwhy-so-siriusx​

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

palfie in this micro arc of s3 outsells any other friendship on the show tbh

dedicated to @yackers who requested this a while ago :D

[joysmercer]

Patricia & Alfie: "I'll hang out with you if you hang out with me"

(I know, not a word but you don't have to do it dw)

[3x25 or 26(can’t remember), the scene right after the whole 'he stood me up!' conversation where Patricia and Alfie are in the background at the kitchen table]

"Hey," Alfie says, sliding into the seat across from Patricia and sliding her a slice of toast.

"You don't have to be here with me—I'm fine, he's free to do whatever, and it wasn't even a date," Patricia replies grouchily, having no patience or wish for Alfie's pity; the last thing she wants to do right now is have a whole conversation about her feelings or something.

"I wasn't even going to ask about that—remember, you promised to hang out with me if I hang out with you, and I'm bored and you're lonely, so—tell me: would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?" Alfie asks, smiling when Patricia finally breaks into a grin.

send me a character/pairing and I'll write you a 3-sentence fic ✨

[frobitcher-smythe]

thinking about alfie's reaction to seeing the sarcophagi in the tank room

[sibxna]

Palfie headcannons

Just to clarify I’m a hugeee peddie shipper and I see them as endgame but I also adore Palfie 🥰

- Peddie fans don’t kill me but I think it’d be cute if Alfie was actually her first kiss but it was just like a quick peck so they didn’t rly count it

- The reason Alfie liked piper in s2 was bc he thought it was Patricia and he’d always had a crush on her so now that she was showing him attention he fell hard for her

-They have a really good easygoing friendship where they can just laugh for ages about anything and just get on really well, but there’s also these feelings that they both suppress and just pretend aren’t there

- Alfie is disappointed when Eddie gets Patricia to dance bc he’s jealous at how he’s winning her over and she’s opening up to him

- Patricia hated how Amber treated Alfie and thought he deserved better

- They were BESTFRIENDS in their first few years of high school and when Alfie joined sibuna they became close again

- Alfie is very protective of Patricia so was devastated when he found out she was a sinner

- Alfie is the only person Patricia has ever fully opened up to which is why I think he’s sad when Eddie begins to get her to open up

[yackers]

could you be my best friend?

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Patricia: When I was younger, I had a crush on a boy, and I didn't know how to express my feelings, so I just wrote him a letter that said "get out of my school.”

Alfie: THAT WAS YOU??