Imagine Palutena having crushes on people like Ganondorf or Dracula (bad boys make her knees WEAK)
*Gabriel Belmont is dressed up in a 40′s biker outfit*
Gabriel: Palutena… my dear… is this really necessary-
Palutena, taking photos while drooling: YES!
Gabriel: *sighs and begins to comb his hair backard*
*Ganondorf and Palutena are working together to hunt down some rogue demons whom they have just cornered*
Ganondorf: Generally you have three choices in this matter. You can surrender and I destroy you. Or you can put up a pitiful form of resistance… and I’ll destroy you.
Palutena: *already gaining a hungry look in her eyes* Choose the second option. I IMPLORE you.
Bayonetta: There is only one law I care about is the law of my own heart. Any one else who tries to impose their will on me will be reminded of this in… shall we say… a brutal fashion.
Palutena: I was straight as spaghetti this morning but now I’m wet.
Zelda: So let me get this straight. You’re dating not one… not two… but THREE beings of ultimate demonic power!?
Palutena, trying to hide her photos of Gabriel, Ganondorf, and Bayonetta behind her back: … … … maybe?