#bayotena

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Palutena: I like my coffee like I like my girls, black and gay

Bayonetta: Ok, we both know you don’t have any preference in girls, but how can coffee be gay?

Palutena: *holds up a phial of glitter with a smirk before pouring it into the coffee*

[lilibretto]

I can finally post the full image I did for the SmashingHearts zine!!

You can read more about it here: https://twitter.com/SmashingHearts/status/1147943759864201216

Or buy the zine here: https://gumroad.com/l/SMASHHEART

All proceeds go to charity

[fuckyeahcrossoverships]

Crossover ship: Bayonetta x Lady Palutena

Submitted by Anonymous

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Palutena: Party rockers in the house-

Bayonetta: It’s “party rock is”, Palutena.

Palutena: ….

Bayonetta: ….

Both: (Kiss)

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

When your rarepair ships have literally NO content:

[lilibretto]

Preview of my piece for the Smashing Hearts (WLW smash bros) Zine which is already on Gumroad!!!

Click the links below to find out more or even buy your own digital copy (all proceeds go to Rainbow Railroad)

https://twitter.com/SmashingHearts/status/1147943759864201216

https://gumroad.com/l/SMASHHEART

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Imagine Palutena having crushes on people like Ganondorf or Dracula (bad boys make her knees WEAK)

*Gabriel Belmont is dressed up in a 40′s biker outfit*

Gabriel: Palutena… my dear… is this really necessary-

Palutena, taking photos while drooling: YES!

Gabriel: *sighs and begins to comb his hair backard*

*Ganondorf and Palutena are working together to hunt down some rogue demons whom they have just cornered*

Ganondorf: Generally you have three choices in this matter. You can surrender and I destroy you. Or you can put up a pitiful form of resistance… and I’ll destroy you.

Palutena: *already gaining a hungry look in her eyes* Choose the second option. I IMPLORE you.

Bayonetta: There is only one law I care about is the law of my own heart. Any one else who tries to impose their will on me will be reminded of this in… shall we say… a brutal fashion.

Palutena: I was straight as spaghetti this morning but now I’m wet.

Zelda: So let me get this straight. You’re dating not one… not two… but THREE beings of ultimate demonic power!?

Palutena, trying to hide her photos of Gabriel, Ganondorf, and Bayonetta behind her back: … … … maybe?

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Bayonetta: This year, Palutena, I’m going to coat your body in chocolate frosting.

Palutena: (confused) How will that help us win the bake-off?

Bayonetta: Win the what now?