Bernice Gives Mack an Offer He Cant Refuse.
"Oh Hi Mackenzie" said Bernice "I believe congratulations are in order"
"Thanks Bernice we went for the scan yesterday" said Mack ordering two smoothies off Brenda. "Do you want to see the scan photo?"
"Oh how cute. Just like daddy" Bernice said feeling embarrased at realising what she'd just said.
"Thanks Bernice" said Mack with a silly grin on his face.
"Well you've got a nice little bump there Lucy. You want to get that man of yours to treat you to a pamper session. We've got some new plant based products in for expectant mums" said Bernice "You need to keep your skin supple"
"That a good idea what do you think Lucy?" Mack asked.
"Sounds good to me" said Lucy "Maybe we could both have some treatments at the same time"
"Oh no I couldn't possibly have my treatment while your there" said Mack.
"Why not?" asked a mystified Lucy.
"Well it's a very delicate procedure and I get a bit carried away and I wouldn't want to scare you" said an embarrased Mack.
"Don't worry Mack I can play some slow sexy music to calm you" said Bernice.
"God no. The last time you massaged my feet you played 'Je taime' and you ended up on top of me" said Mack.
"Well we were together at the time" said Bernice. "And Mandy always gets the pleasure of your hidden places" said Bernice trying to be discreet.
"What's all this?" asked Lucy trying not to laugh. "You let Mandy loose amongst your hedgerow?"
"Please stop. I'll never live it down" said Mack.
"Sounds intriguing" smiled Lucy.
"Right I suppose you'd better book Lucy in then Bernice" said Mack.
"Will do. Got to dash I'm meeting someone from the council" said Bernice.
"The conversations that go on in this cafe" said Brenda "They say walls have ears"
"So you and Bernice an item once then" said Lucy.
"Yes we had a thing for a couple of months" Mack replied.
What happened? Lucy asked.
You mean apart from great sex?" Mack joked.
"Stop that right now Mackenzie Boyd" said Lucy pulling a sad face.
"Just kidding" said Mack. "Must say though she's got some imagination. But you know how Bernice flits from one romance to another. She had a thing for Liam when she was with me and he won. Being a doctor did it I think as I can't imagine him being free and easy in bed"
"Mackenzie" shouted Lucy.
"Sorry Lucy. It took me a whole week to get over it" said Mack.
"Did she break your heart baby?" Lucy teased.
"No I wasn't in love with her she was just a really fun person to be with especially in the bedroom. Wonder did she keep my dressing up outfits?"
"Do you want this smothie all over you?" teased Lucy. "Just zip it now before I zip it until after the baby is born and see then if Mandy will meet your needs"
"Anything you say darling" said Mack giving Lucy a sheepish grin.
"Always the gentleman" said Brenda.
"I'm not too sure about that" said Lucy "I think half the village has had a dalliance with his you know whats"
"Well he's young and virile" said Brenda.
"Just how I like 'em" said Faith who had been taking it all in.
"Joking apart Bernice is OK. She deserves to find Mr Right" said Mack.
"And have you found Mrs Right" asked Lucy.
"Yes and Mr Right" laughed Mack.