#pan puns

[atgranger]

Miniature Polyam/Pan-Pan

Because @stressedbi and I were looking for a way to recognize pan folx and I decided I'd just carry a pun on my keys

[atgranger]

I'm sending you some pan puns so you won't be apandoned

Not gonna lie, this one hurt a bit. That’s not to say that I don’t appreciate it. I love me some puns that hurt a bit

[stressedbi]

What do you call a pansexual with commitment issues? a non-stick pan

Okey... that's pretty good.

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[stressedbi]

Don't cause a PANdemonium with this pan vs bisexual thing

I appreciate that my inbox are FILLED with pan-puns now. It's... something. I think @atgranger would appreciate them even more though, so send them their way instead 👍👍👍👍👍

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[atgranger]

You didn't come out of the closet.. you came out of the pantry

That I did indeed!

Send me a pan-pun or a pan-stereotype.

[i-know-like-four-things]

Guy on Hell’s Kitchen: very hot pan

Me: I’m a very hot pan “badum tis”

My friends: *stare at me blankly*

[pansapphicpositivity]

Have a stupid thing I did months ago.

[acertaindragoncollection]

Out on a pizza date

S.O: *cracking terrible puns*

Me: I swear to god, one more pun and I'll chuck this hot pizza pan at u

S.O: So you'll chuck yourself at me? I don't mind.