#panic attack room au

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Toñita: I have to go to the bathroom!

Big Nacho: All right, all right. Tabi, look in the back for an empty jar.

Tabi: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.

Big Nacho: Oh, right. Sorry. Tabi, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.

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*trapped in a panic room*

Juliana: I don't wanna die a virgin!

Tabi: Me neither.

Juliana: Wait, that gives me an idea.

Tere: No. NO.

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*everyone is stuck in a room together*

Tater: Guys, if we're going to die, there's something I want to get off my chest. Toñita, the first two weeks you were born, I thought your name was Tanya and no one corrected me!

Lucita: I only love some of my stuffed animals, and the guilt is killing me!

Gordita: Sometimes, I use big words I'm not entirely sure of the meaning of. I mean, I'm supposed to be the smart one. If I'm not the smart one, who am I?

Cousin Bud: I'm not actually laid-back, I'm stressed 24/7. Have you met our family?