#julitabi

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Primos fake tweets part 9

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*trapped in a panic room*

Juliana: I don't wanna die a virgin!

Tabi: Me neither.

Juliana: Wait, that gives me an idea.

Tere: No. NO.

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Primos fake tweets part 10

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Primos fake tweets part 8

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Primos fake tweets part 2

Credit to @misiahasahardname for Juliana's PFP!

Part 1

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Primos fake tweets part 5

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Tabi, about Juliana: My girlfriend's actual beige flag is that once every month, she'll get a banana for lunch. And after I've let my guard down, she'll frantically search for her phone, freak out, ask me to call it because she can't find it, and when I do, she'll pick up the banana instead and be like "yellow?" AND I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME.

Tabi: I HATE BANANA PHONE.

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Tater: I don't want to lie anymore.

Gwennifer: Tater—

Lita: Lie about what?

Tater: *sighs* It's Gwennifer. I've been dating Gwennifer.

Everyone: …

Everyone: GWENNIFER???

Serena: *stands up* Tater's not the only one!

Tere: *gasps* You're dating Gwennifer, too?

Serena: What? No. I…

Serena: *sighs* Lotlot's always been the closest to me out of all of you, but now I love her.

Lotlot: *stands up and hugs Serena*

Alex: Wait a minute…

Alex: *counting on their fingers* Tater and Gwennifer… Serena and Lotlot? You mean…

Alex: I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH LITA A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING???

Lita: Babe…

Tabi: *uncontrollably sobbing* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!

Tere: Wait, you have a girlfriend?

Tabi: Yeah… she goes to school with us. She's Juliana, Carmela's younger sister who's on the soccer team.

Tater: *throws her hands in the air* Now wait a gosh-darned second!

Everyone:

Tater: Is there anyone else who's going to come out?

Everyone: …

Gordita: *popping up out of nowhere* I don't like anyone!