Jake propositioning Quaritch in front of thousands of onlookers was unhinged like what was the mental process there. I know you have a drug-dealing goth girlfriend and I'm still married to the woman I betrayed you for but we've already bonded over y(our) beautiful mushroom son so why don't we do the nasty in front of a base full of camera-wielding strangers and by extension the entire human race, thus putting the final nail in the coffin of your boss's respect for you. come on.














