#pansynet

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*has siri to call me daddy*

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Person: can I suck your dick

Me: okie dokie

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Starbucks slave

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Don't date someone who isn't a good listener because if they don't bother listening  to little things you have to say then they probably won't bother listening when you're saying no to sex

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beach palace aesthetic

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*knocks on door* "hi can I speak with the dog of the house?"

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So in like 7th grade I was really into Fergie and I listened to "Fergalicious" a lot and there is that line "but I ain't promiscuous" I didn't know what promiscuous meant so I decided to ask my English teacher. So here is this fat little 12 year old asking this nice young-ish woman what promiscuous meant and she was kind of taken aback by the question obviously and asked me the context so I had to recite some of the lyrics and then she told me what it meant so long story short that's when I decided to only ever use the internet for the rest of my life.

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No no pansexual isn't attraction to all genders. It's the undying and sole attraction to the eternal life wonder boy Peter Pan. With his cool green clothes and fairy dust. Get your facts right people.