Capatalism doesn't give me big enough pockets to carry all these evergrowing phone sizes

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Capatalism doesn't give me big enough pockets to carry all these evergrowing phone sizes
I swear one of my pant legs is shorter than the other and it's driving me insane!
Hating how I look in shorts but being to lazy to put on pants.
Pantless
Okay so I woke up long enough to go get two kittens and a dog. I walked out of my room like"my pantd are baggier than usual, Yolo."I went grabbed a cat grabbed the dog... reached down to get the other and my pants hit the ground. I'm like 'shit my dad gets up around now to piss!!(this is thought) ' my hands are full with animals ,so I have to think of some way to use the hand that has a kitten in it and pull my pants up so I don't trip over them. I get then up enough so my back is straight and just run to my room like"shit shit shit shit shit"i get in, shut the door,and next thing i hear id my dad walk out and I was like "tumblr must know" and thus I now have regained my pants and I'm going to sleep, so good night tumblr, good night.
Either my pants are getting bigger or my butt is getting smaller.
all pants fit me really awkwardly bc I have a really small butt and the bottom of my legs are sorta fat and my ankles are skinny and then I have a thigh gap and also my legs are really long and ugh pants
Why do I even buy full length pajama/track pants? All I ever do is roll them up over my knees.