#pantchronicles

[mcnobbets]

Don't believe paint's lies. Sparky Blaze is the eternal mare.

Uhhh... good for them?

[mcnobbets]

I drank the blue juice from under the sink!

I am officially John Pantmen, pant superhero.

Are you sure that wasn't just bleach and you basically fried like half your braincells with acid?

[mcnobbets]

using skirts is an afront to the pants pope! You would be a sinner!

THEN I AM A SINNER! AND I THRIVE IN THAT TITLE! Honestly whatever enrages you and your crazy pant religion most. That's what I'm gonna do!

[mcnobbets]

Objection Pants are an absolute necessity!!!!!!!!

See, normally I'd agree with you, but your incessant harassment has caused me to disapprove of them. So henceforth I shall quit wearing pants altogether! IT'S ONLY SKIRTS FOR ME FROM NOW ON!

[mcnobbets]

The trial is going well.

That trial went absolutely nowhere!

[mcnobbets]

bart simpson has nothing on you, the pant eating god of pant. pant is your master. pant is your holy being. you are owned by the church of pant. you are but scum of pant. you wear the pant. you consume the pant. it be ur way. pant. pant. Pant. PaNt. PANT. P A N T.

I... why even fight it? Pant. All hail the pant.

[mcnobbets]

Go on, eat pant.

I will not, thank you very much

[mcnobbets]

u fuggan criminal. u dang pant vegan. is my pant not good enough for you? wat u want some mr beast style gold flake pant? you forsaken potty man. nice hat in ur profile picture btw.

Uhhhhh... thanks?