Wardrobe malfunctions
When you go to the store to buy some nice dress pants for interviews and formal shit you got coming up and you say, "I really should have at least *some* clothes that aren't black" and then you deliberate for 45 minutes about what color of pants to get (Navy? Awkwardly Carhartt like orange-brown? Forest teal? Light teal? Burgundy? Light grey? Medium grey?), and when you leave you have *two* pairs of pants, both of them black.
Soft black is still black, right? Shiiiit.










