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royal nahdress
apologies if you only found this page after my previous upload
You know Panda King is bigger then Murray, yet he wears pants.
It took me a second to remember the recently revealed Lore(tm) that Murray doesn’t wear pants because he “can’t find any in his size”. Before I made that connection I was just like
No, the real problem with that explanation is that it doesn’t excuse Sly
Pantslessness
今天去参加了纽约脑残无裤日
去年去拍照了没有勇气脱
今年想着一定要参与一下
下午在lower eastside集合
PANTSLESSNESS!
最好玩的是参加的人必须故作淡定
别人问为什么不穿啊 你就要回答不想穿啊 忘穿了啊 也不能说你认识旁边那些不穿裤子的人 哈哈哈
有个人问其中一个说 这怎么回事啊为什么你们都不穿裤子
他说 那你为什么穿呢 哈哈哈被秒杀了
还有个人跟我说卡酷咿
我没反应过来 我说 啊?
他说yours is cool 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
他以为我是日本人了我没反应过来他肯定觉得是自己没说好马上变英文
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
在地铁上有个刚来纽约的人问我们
我们说就是不想穿啊 不认识这些人啊
他说 纽约太疯狂了 哈哈哈哈哈
The Polish politician comes home shouting about the day's victory. But what does the Polish politician's partner, a children's novelist in secret, think of the matter? Please include excerpts from the secret fictions.
[real story]
It can be quite frightening to walk around, even behind the impenetrable sanctity of your own four walls, wearing a top, but no bottom. If you do not understand me, I suggest you try it right now. Go home and dress yourself: shirt, socks, shoes, briefs, perhaps a sport coat to dignify the exercise--but leave out the pants. Now walk around. It is quite possible that your body will find this state of affairs enjoyable. It will want to leave the house. Your heart will be telling you, "It's okay to leave. This feels good. This feels right." But your faculties will interrupt: "Something is missing."
This is why we invented mirrors. To keep people from being too comfortable when leaving the house. The most comfortable costume I could imagine wearing right now would be nothing at all. Perhaps a quilt, with a belt to keep it from dragging. I love being naked, not because I am proud of my body, but because I feel like it needs to be aired out on a regular basis, the way you do with tents. It is a humane act--brave, even--to let myself be naked on occasion, an act of gratitude to my body for being willing to be a part of my life.
Harrison Scott Key, "The Old Man with No Pants" OA78
I need to put my pants back on... but also I don't want to.