#paperdoopliss

[askwendyokoopa]

“Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Thaaat's right, slick! You got it! I am back to gift you some of my awesome presence! Yuk yuk yuk! Cause I mean... After all those pranks in fake gifts that I pulled on you, I figured it was time for a REAL present, so here I am!”

“It’s really you again, after all these years. I almost didn’t recognize you from the URL change. And technically you never actually pulled the prank, I’ve been sitting there with my face in front of that dubious contraption since April 2014. There’s cobwebs everywhere, and moss growing on my I don’t know what, and I’m just sitting there asking myself, aren’t I pretty yet?!”

[red-man-of-mustache]

@paperdoopliss replied to your post “"Hello little stylus"”:

Hello, Mario.

SCREAMS

[red-man-of-mustache]

@paperdoopliss replied to your post “IN HD”:

"Whoa, Slick! What happened to you?! You look so... high definition! How do you do it??? Asking for a friend."

"I eats-a me spinach! Eat-a your vegetables slick and you'll grow up to be just-a like me!"

[misunderstoodkings]

“I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again, slick.”

“Doopliss…you are a blanket nest, you dork~”

[askthegoombas]

"I don't remember following this blog, slick! ARE YOU ONE OF THESE MUSHROOM-BOTS?"

I am not bot. Just mushroom.

[kirbythatreturnedtodreamland]

I need chicken, slick.

“...W-would you like me to dress up as one, too?”

“...C-can I stay at your place for a bit? J-just a few days or so, p-p-poyo?”

[kirbythatreturnedtodreamland]

✚

“Well, what do we have here?”

“Looks like someone’s about to get pranked real good, slick. Yuk yuk yuk!”

[asktehdoopliss]

Who are you and why do you look like me, slick?!

Ain’t it obvious, slick? I’m Doopliss, the most amazing and extraordinary duplighost in all of the Mushroom Kingdom! And I look like you because, as one of my adoring fans, you decided to dress up like me to show your appreciation of my fantastic-ness. Here, have an autograph. Yuk yuk yuk!