Tales of Zyrkon [Intro]
In a land of myth, and a time of magic - "Hold on! Wait a minute , isn't that from some random TV show?" - .... no? - "You know it is. Don't be that guy." - Sigh.. Fine, how do you want the intro to be then? - "That's easy! Put some lazers here, some giant killer unicorns there and.. BOOM ! " - ... In a land desecrated by giant killing unicorns who shoot "lazers" from their eyes , mankind tries it's best to fight back and survive one more day - "who talked about mankind? just drop some fucking Ewoks there and it's gonna be fucking epic! " - You know what? Fuck you I'm the narrator.
Aham.. As I were saying, in far away land called Zyrkon corruption defiled the land , monsters ruled the swamps and darkest forest while Men took over the plains and hills to build empires and start a new era. Empires which soon destroyed themselves from the inside with their laws and ideology's. After thousands of years , Only one empire stood tall ruling over the land, Syrand was it's capital where the king lived and ruled the land with an iron fist, hunting every "evil" beast that still breathed and slaughtering every person who opposed his ruling. Far away from there, there was a girl -"OH OH I KNOW WHO IT IS!" - shut up I'm talking! .. Anyway, there was a girl called Myakku - "IT'S ME!! HELLO EVERYONE!! " - For the love of god.. Can you please be quiet? ,, She walked alone , heading nowhere since she left the army of the empire in order to be free and to lead a peaceful live far away from that god forsaken country. - "FREEDOOOM!"- ... Either I talk or you talk, damn kids these days.. - "I'm not a kid! you old geezer ~~ " - THAT'S IT! AND SUDDENLY APPEARED A GIANT HUNGRY DRAGON IN FRONT OF MYAKKU WHO BREATHED FIRE AND WAS READY TO JUMP AND EAT HER IN ONE BITE - "OMG YAY DRAGONS! CAN I MAKE HIM MY PET? PLEASE PLEASEEE!? " - ... why are you riding the dragon? NO STOP IT! NO MORE DRAGONS! sigh.. I'll take a break , One or two more pages and I'll get on with the story again..
[disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm actually writing , hooray for me.]