Please take my brainworms I don’t want them anymore. For days I have been thinking about reader who cannot stay awake after a mission ends. And because of the amount of times they’ve fallen asleep in one exact spot in his hanger Nikolai decides to get them a dog bed. Which reader obviously loves dearly.
It was supposed to be a joke.
The snide little comment from Soap about Nik getting a dog bed for you. While you weren’t even awake to defend yourself, too!
But Nikolai has never been one to laugh off a good idea.
The team thought you’d be polite about the purchase at best, mildly offended at worst.
They didn’t expect you to bloody love the thing.
Suddenly you’re all over Nik, just like a new puppy, telling him how sweet he is— how comfy your new spot is. And soon it’s covered in pillows and quilts— things you’re too tired to ever tuck yourself into. But that’s what papochka is for, no?
Cooing about how he has to fold the crust over his little pie filling, that’s how perfectly you tuck into the round bed to him.
Suddenly those throwaway comments from Nik about stealing you away from the team to be his personal helper… seem a little more real.
And to make matters worse, now he’s gotten a little tray to put next to the bed— a place for your water bottle and a plate of orange slices and other snacks…. So now you’re being fed and watered like a puppy, too.