A continuation of fencing scenarios!
(At an RJCC) "I can't believe I lost that" "dude she was a B" "Really?" Amd repeat that for the entire pool
(I scored a little counter to the wrist/forearm on a really good fencer) *everyone, including the ref, looking at each other trying to figure out if that really happened*
"How . . . Did you eat an entire half pound bag of grapes since I left???"
*coach rubiks cubing so hard it started breaking and he was dropping it, in between pools and DEs* "well, it's a good thing I'm not at a tournament for this."
"I went to the RJCC and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
Parents: "Idk, maybe franken-fence some more. It seems to work." Me: "I cannot sabre my way through epee again"
coach, from behind me, : "hey, [my name], lesson?" Me, mid footwork: "AAAAAAAHHH oh hi coach, sure"
"You guys just throw a glove at each other for half an hour, I don't see what's so special."
Coach: "Your weight. Is magnetized. How did you even figure this out???" Me: "well, I had to magnetize my screwdriver somehow, and the weight was heavy amd metal and looked cool, so I thought it was magnetic. And if you drag it across it enough it's magnetized enough for tip screws." Coach (also an armorer): "I have never seen this. I am baffled. Just, wow."
Coach: "SO, what went well?" Me: "oh well wow um I don't remember but um there must've been smth! I think . . . " Coach: "Alright then. . . "
*a teammate with a negligible leg injury* " take it easy on me I'm crippled" me: "well, I'm disabled fr fr, so it must be even now, right?" Him: " oh um oh um. Yeah?" (This was one of the guys who makes standard cripp jokes, and we were able fencing since my disability doesn't qualify for para)
Forgetting that I have to tell my coaches my preferred name so I've got like, an alias going on.
"That's qor a qor if I've ever seen it"
"DONT STAB MY LEG" very next touch I stab his leg while parafencing.
Learning I have abnormally long arms through parafencing because distancing was equal with a 5'11 guy, I'm barely 5'3.
"Banana?" "only grapes, only grapes, noooo banana" *continues to eat a half pound bag of grapes on the floor at an RJCC.
Thise are everything of the top of my head!!!
