#parakeet posting

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hello

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Everyone is always wanting to be a kitten or a puppy on this website but nobody wants to be a pretty birdie. My radiant plumage and dapper cheek spots would blow your tits clean off and smack your balls into next week frankly

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I hate you mother I hate you father I hate you eating my Leafy Greens I’m running away to the parakeet circus and I’ll NEVER come home

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Cool guys don’t look at explosions they run always because of self preservations (ever heard of it?) you can’t look at any things if you’re died (from explosions 💥)

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Hi I was wondering if anyone had any seeds or fruits

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It doesn’t matter if I’m in the sky, on the ground or perched on a branch. At the end of the day, it’s night