#paranoiadean

[kiillingboys]

the signs as shit i've done

aries: being very high and demanding in a sinister voice to one of my best friends 'i NEED the chocolate milk.'

taurus: getting locked in mcdonalds

gemini: trying to make coffee for my best friend only to give her a cup of boiling hot water with sugar in it

cancer: driving to winchester with my best friend to buy shakeaway only to find out the shakeaway shop there was closing down

leo: trying to go in a shop while on acid to buy food only to lose my shit because the scientist by coldplay is playing and i think i'm the only one that can hear it

virgo: sitting in my back garden at 2 in the morning with my best friend eating tescos value custard creams

libra: trying to buy a drink in tescos only to place it in a self check out machine someone else was using and then angrily telling them 'dont look at me' when they kept staring

scorpio: being on acid and petting a dog in a park, loudly proclaiming 'YOU'RE A SWELL GUY, AREN'T YOU?' while his owner looks horrified

sagittarius: breaking the self service check out machine at sainsburys trying to buy a bottle of shloer

capricorn: dropping an entire cigarette in an ash tray full of rain water while trying to tap the ash off

aquarius: making a cake for my best friend and icing pepe onto it

pisces: going to sainsburys to buy orange juice only to get there four minutes after it shut

[kiillingboys]

i’ve done so many of these before but i’ve never been able to follow anyone really because nO ONE reads the guidelines so, i need to follow more people so reblog this is u post the following (bolded stuff means if you don’t post or tag certain things or whatever shown below i will now follow you. the other stuff in just normal text means if you post it i’ll be more likely to follow you, but it’s not necessary :p)

supernatural (obviously) (if you post mostly cas and/or lucifer that’s a bonus!) 

if you post bottom!dean/sub!dean i probably won’t follow you so don’t bother reblogging! if you post it rarely but tag it, or just don’t post it at all, i’m more likely to follow :p 

please have a tagging system i won’t follow you if you don’t

if you post steven universe or adventure time i prob won’t follow you either (unless you rarely post it/tag it i guess)

halsey

the 100

skins uk

orphan black

bonus if you’re already following me because i like having mutuals :p but yeah, i’ll promo any new blogs i follow and any mutuals that signal boost this! 

[tequilasdean]

paranoiadean & paranoiacas

(I’m glad you sent these together since they’re totally like a package deal :D)

@paranoiadean

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

What I think about their blog:  Amazing SPN posts and just a seriously sweet af person (plus great Dean cosplay!)

@paranoiacas

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

What I think about their blog:  I’m really digging the black theme and all the SPN.  Aaaand, the Cas cosplay is totally on point! 

Send me URLs?

[glowingsammy]

hi! is endverse!cas taken in your spn family ?

ups,he’s taken unfortunately,anybody else you’d like? c:

join my spn family?

[kiillingboys]

Do you know what would be more exciting than a James Bond film? Just watching a packet of custard creams rolling down a hill

@paranoiadean

[kiillingboys]

alice: *destiel smut appears on her dash*

alice: its ok because its top dean

me: ...no

alice: ?

me: that is cas’ dick going into dean’s ass

alice: ...oh

alice: *has a crisis* dENA

[kiillingboys]

babe, i’m gonna ruin you if you let me stay

[kiillingboys]

me: you just misgendered the impala

alice: oh no now the impala’s triggered