the signs as things I've done
aries: got a dead livejournal community to become active again through sheer stubbornness and refusal to accept it being dead
taurus: spent a lunch period writing out a list of all 493 of the Pokémon that existed at the time, from memory, just to prove I could do it
gemini: drew fanart and wrote fanfiction of professor sycamore x sollux captor as a joke for a friend and accidentally made the fanfic really cute
cancer: tipped a jimmy johns delivery boy with a one dollar bill wrapped around a 2 pc thing of starburst and 2 quarters and a dime (I couldn't afford more that was literally all I had)
leo: wanted to write a specific line of dialogue in a scene but it wouldn't make sense without context; wrote an entire weird au fic and half a sequel; never wrote the original scene that was the entire point of it all
virgo: had an hour-long debate on why edo tensei itachi could defeat goku
libra: wrote a 730 word essay breaking down in detail why “Oh yes! I’ve been a bad, bad boy! Punish me with your cock, [the other character's name]!” is one of the worst lines of dialogue I've ever read in a fanfiction.
scorpio: destroyed a middle-aged man's blue-eyes deck with jerry beans man, watched him put his head in his hands and contemplate his life choices
sagittarius: did 2 pages of math to determine which sets of parents could most efficiently produce a dragon on flight rising with the desired colour/gene combos without having a dragon that already had those genes and colours
capricorn: literally had to stop painting the piece I was making because I started crying about how important and beautiful birds are
aquarius: mapped out a 1:1 map of my acnl town on a grid in ms paint so I could organise my fruit and flowers in the most ideal manner, and never organised anything (but the map was perfect)
pisces: texted 187 pictures of stunfisk to a friend
