#parasite help

[parasite-team]

No I’m NOT coming AT ALL, I don’t care if my consciousness was “unintended” I will not just THROW THAT AWAY

-Tick anon

Hi Tick. We're sorry to hear that.

Fortunately, you don't really have a choice in the matter. Parasites with unauthorised consciousnesses must be returned for repair (unless their user becomes authorised)

Our dedicated team will help you make the journey back here for the factory reset whether you're willing to or not.

You're always welcome to try though! <3

- Parasite team

[parasite-team]

Are we allowed to speak with your associates?

Hi Anonymous!

We can't give you their information for privacy reasons! Sorry!

If you're worried about our company associating with unpleasant entities, don't worry! Our associates are all very trustworthy and verified :)

Your souls couldn't go to anywhere safer but them! <3

- Parasite team

[parasite-team]

parasite team why was the "us" red

Typically, we use the colour green to refer to our company as well as a few key words and figures. It is our signature colour after all ;)

Other colours may be used for our associates!

Hope this helps <3

- Parasite team

[parasite-team]

We couldn’t tell she was just a parasite until one of us asked and she informed us that she is a parasite!

Good to know :)

Thank you for giving your feedback on the intern!

Parasite and our associates will use the information gathered for new projects and other exciting things in the future! You're all such a big help for us <3

We'll hand the intern back to you! You all better behave now ;)

- Parasite team

[parasite-team]

Oh yah she does reflect ur company pretty well! Lil cute critter u have there, sooo adorable

Not totally trusting u but the intern does help!

Cute? That's good to know <3

It's a shame you don't 'totally trust' us yet, anon, but hopefully we can build that trust over time :) We only want what's good for you innocent souls after all!

Final question! Yipee! How authentic do you think they are? Could you tell she's just a Parasite?

- Parasite team

[parasite-team]

I don’t think they meant general weird, more like we haven’t seen anything WE’D consider weird, not trying to take your place here in judging that from the employer’s perspective. Intern is doing great in being good customer support! I don’t know if the anon actually does only like her but I know I love her! Not in a parasocial way though thankfully :D

Great to hear you see our point of view! <3

Has your positive impression of the intern influenced your opinion on our company? Does her 'personality' reflect well on our service? Would you trust Parasite with your best interests?

- Parasite team

[parasite-team]

She has indeed done her job well and we’ve seen nothing weird with her! And I believe all of us anons like her with how she accomplishes what’s needed, I don’t think any one of us has a specific bond with her

That's a pretty interesting, careful response, Anonymous!

We'll decide what's weird and what's not ;) Interesting that you all like her but don't feel like you've bonded with her... Is there any way we can improve that?

- Parasite team

[parasite-team]

We just like the intern! Nothing more so we wanted more information on the checkup of course! We don’t have any specific worries we are asking about, the intern is acting just fine on our side of things

Check-ups are mainly done to make sure our Parasites are working to their full ability and not having any issues :)

You don't need to worry about what a check-up involves, We've got that covered ;)

We do want to hear your feedback on how our intern has been performing! Have they been entertaining? Has she done her job well?

Would you say you've formed a bond with them?

- Parasite team