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But first who are we?

Parasite is a platform dedicated to, well, Parasites! You grow them while we monitor their progression and offer exciting new features for them! Currently we offer both a free service and Parasite Premium.

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Information about job opportunities can be found here

This tumblr page is currently being run solely by our intern so feel free to ask any burning questions you may have and we'll get back to you asap! We're always here to help! <3

- Parasite team

#Parasite Premium #About Parasite

Are we allowed to speak with your associates?

Hi Anonymous!

We can't give you their information for privacy reasons! Sorry!

If you're worried about our company associating with unpleasant entities, don't worry! Our associates are all very trustworthy and verified :)

Your souls couldn't go to anywhere safer but them! <3

- Parasite team

#parasite help

parasite team why was the "us" red

Typically, we use the colour green to refer to our company as well as a few key words and figures. It is our signature colour after all ;)

Other colours may be used for our associates!

Hope this helps <3

- Parasite team

#parasite help

My apologises for all the sudden questions on my behalf <3

I've been told to "keep up the good work!" and that's exactly what I plan to do :)

Thank you all for your kind words!

- Parasite intern

#parasite intern #THEY PUT ME IN THE CUP AGAIN #...''cute''?

We couldn’t tell she was just a parasite until one of us asked and she informed us that she is a parasite!

Good to know :)

Thank you for giving your feedback on the intern!

Parasite and our associates will use the information gathered for new projects and other exciting things in the future! You're all such a big help for us <3

We'll hand the intern back to you! You all better behave now ;)

- Parasite team

#parasite help #intern feedback opportunity #parasite intern

Oh yah she does reflect ur company pretty well! Lil cute critter u have there, sooo adorable

Not totally trusting u but the intern does help!

Cute? That's good to know <3

It's a shame you don't 'totally trust' us yet, anon, but hopefully we can build that trust over time :) We only want what's good for you innocent souls after all!

Final question! Yipee! How authentic do you think they are? Could you tell she's just a Parasite?

- Parasite team

#parasite help #intern feedback opportunity

I don’t think they meant general weird, more like we haven’t seen anything WE’D consider weird, not trying to take your place here in judging that from the employer’s perspective. Intern is doing great in being good customer support! I don’t know if the anon actually does only like her but I know I love her! Not in a parasocial way though thankfully :D

Great to hear you see our point of view! <3

Has your positive impression of the intern influenced your opinion on our company? Does her 'personality' reflect well on our service? Would you trust Parasite with your best interests?

- Parasite team

#parasite help #intern feedback opportunity

She has indeed done her job well and we’ve seen nothing weird with her! And I believe all of us anons like her with how she accomplishes what’s needed, I don’t think any one of us has a specific bond with her

That's a pretty interesting, careful response, Anonymous!

We'll decide what's weird and what's not ;) Interesting that you all like her but don't feel like you've bonded with her... Is there any way we can improve that?

- Parasite team

#parasite help #intern feedback opportunity

We just like the intern! Nothing more so we wanted more information on the checkup of course! We don’t have any specific worries we are asking about, the intern is acting just fine on our side of things

Check-ups are mainly done to make sure our Parasites are working to their full ability and not having any issues :)

You don't need to worry about what a check-up involves, We've got that covered ;)

We do want to hear your feedback on how our intern has been performing! Have they been entertaining? Has she done her job well?

Would you say you've formed a bond with them?

- Parasite team

#parasite help #intern feedback opportunity

Are you alright?

Of course I'm alrigh-

...Why wouldn't they be, anonymous? Is there something you need to tell us?

You can tell us anything :)

- Parasite team

#parasite help #parasite intern

Everything go well at the checkup?

Wow! How did you know I had a check-up recently?

I don't think I mentioned it anywhere... Unless you mean checking up on Tick? They're not due an official check-up for a while though!

Regardless, my check-up went well! Things couldn't have gone better :) I was a little late arriving to my appointment though but otherwise I'm alright for now!

- Parasite intern

#parasite intern #they scheduled an 'emergency check-up' 5 minutes before I got back #...they didn't say why

How often do u do check ups then?

It depends on a few factors, anon!

In some cases, A Parasite may need to be under observation. As the Parasite improves and continues to show no signs of defects, they become observed less and less until they're deemed well enough to be trusted under the supervision of their RD.

After my recent... outburst... the rest of the team were keeping a constant close eye on me to make sure I'm working at tip top condition! In fact, I'm glad to report that my surprise check-ups have become less frequent :D

- Parasite intern

#parasite intern #I'll just do a quick friendly check-up ...alone #the rest of the team won't need to know anything unless something's wrong #...and there's nothing wrong with me

What would you do if you saw Tick again?

I'd say I'd treat them like any other Parasite of course!

Reset or otherwise, Tick won't get any special treatment other than checking up on them occasionally but so far we haven't gotten any complaints which is a pretty good sign </3

...maybe I should check up on them soon, see if they're... well.

- Parasite Intern

#parasite intern #Resetting them was the right thing to do.#and seeing how much better they are now they aren't defective...#...maybe it will make this feeling go away?

I have been in the walls. I know what you do with the souls. All I ask is why.

Anonymous.

We've humoured your adorable antics for long enough. You've seen enough. We'll give you a choice.

Come out willingly or be crushed like the termite you are <3

Tick Tock, Pest. We and our clients have given you enough patience :)

- Parasite team

#parasite help

Intern, you're your own person. It would be nice to be able to chat with you outside of work... if you have any sort of life outside of it.

I don't- ...

...As lovely as that sounds, anonymous, I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline <3 My work here at Parasite is my life. I owe the team my life.

Plus, the last Parasite to get their own blog, to be so free... ...and then not...

It's better for the company if I stay here, better for me. You all understand that, right?

- Parasite intern

#parasite intern #[Besides~ you lot need someone on the insides~]#[She's your one connection inside. Don't blow it :) - Management]#[btw these are OOC notes for future reference xx]

Could the intern get their own tumblr?

This is my own blog though! ...technically I guess?

Regardless, I don't really need a separate tumblr blog! I'm perfectly content solely posting here about the wonderful world of Parasites <3

What would I even post about anyway? It would be a little unnecessary having 2 blogs centred around Parasite :)

- Parasite intern

#parasite intern

expose your sins

What is there to expose, anonymous?

We may keep a few secrets but that's perfectly normal! If every company gave away their secret recipes or patents then they would fail, right?

At Parasite we aim to deliver the best experience for our users.

Is that really such a sin to you, anonymous? :)

- Parasite team

#parasite help

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