Do you have any expecting parents/parents with a newborn aus? Thank you in advance~~
aaaa yes!! these are my favourite kind of AUs to be honest :P
“seriously? you want to name our child that?!? it’s like you want them to be bullied!!”
“says you! jeez, on what planet would that ever be a good name?”
listen, i’m really excited to have this baby with them but if they ask me about what colour the baby’s crib should be, i am actually going to throw myself out a window.
“here, hold them.”“you’re gonna break the world when you’re older, you don’t know it yet but you will.”
“it’s your turn, go on.”“they’re your child before four o’clock in the morning.”
“fine, fine, fine. rock, paper, scissors to see who has to go calm down the baby.”“glad that we’re dealing with this like adults.”
“why is it now that we have a child everyone suddenly wants to hang out with us like, we never talk to them!!”
i knew it was a bad idea to buy the crib from ikea
“I’M AN ADULT I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS, I’VE BEEN DEFEATED BY A PIECE OF FURNITURE”
“…you were reading it upside down.”
we woke up in the middle of the night to someone knocking on the door, we opened the door to find a baby lying in a crib on our doorstep with nothing but a note that read; ‘take care of them, please.’ i guess we have a baby now???
“there’s a raging storm outside! we can’t just leave them out there!”
…were you aware that our baby could fly?
our newborn child has been really ill for a couple weeks and you’ve been really worried. luckily, we took them to the doctors and everything’s fine. yet despite it being nearly a week since we went to the doctors, you’ve slept beside the crib every night.
the obligatory “my-kid’s-better-than-yours” au
our kid is only a year old but they already rule the household and every single aspect of our lives
honestly, being married to you was bad enough but when we got a kid i was hoping you’d grow up a little, just maybe…now they’re two kids in the house
“i’m sorry, there’s nothing we could do.”“…i want to see my child.”“i..i highly advise against that.”
“correction: we want to see our child.”
“you would’ve grown up to be the best kid in the world…maybe it was too much to ask for.”“they’re so…beautiful but, the world will never know.”
“yeah…they’re still a mess and to be honest so am i. we … tried so hard to have a child and i don’t know if i - we - could ever go through that again.”
what the fuck is a baby shower?????
“you know, i’m kind of surprised your child isn’t seriously injured at this point with you two being their parents.”“haha, yeah…yet.”
my child is more talented than me and they’re only two years old.
“the scans have just come through and it’s been revealed that we were wrong. you’re not having a baby…you’re having two! congratulations!”
“TWINS????”
you’re so excited about getting our baby but, what if i let them down? being a parent is a big responsibility and i don’t know if i’m ready. but, i haven’t told you that i’m going to this support group either and i just hope this blows over before the baby arrives…
we left you to babysit our kid for literally three hours, what happened?!?
this is a weird post, it suddenly got very sad and angsty towards the middle…oops!!
hope these helped!
- jess
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