#parkerprxblems

[ingxnious-blog]

Well, Well, Well...

Send "Well, Well, Well" for your muse walking in on my muse masturbating

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"Peter!" Gwen gasped, covering herself with her bed sheets. "What are you doing here, weren't you busy?" She looked at him wide eyed.

[iamanidhwal]

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 SEND A Ø AND MY MUSE WILL REACT TO YOURS WRAPPING THEIR ARMS AROUND MINE FROM BEHIND AND KISSING THEIR NECK.

Wade had been eating and rambling about some awesome mission in Vietnam. He was used to Peter just being his usual, quiet self, listening and occasionally laughing at appropriate times. But then, when he felt his lithe arms wrap around him, and his lips ghosting over his neck, his verbal tirade dissolved as if his kisses were acid. The taller man stiffened, gripping Peter’s arms tightly, but not enough to hurt him. He chuckled to himself and turned his head enough so Peter could see a smirk.

"I think you just short-circuited my brain, baby-boy."

[midtownsbest]

reading your reply

parkerprxblems

"Peter leaned against her shoulder ever so slightly-"

"-and lightly hummed 'Till' Kingdom Come'-"

IAMOVERCOMEWITHFEELS

"-next to her."

[iamanidhwal]

Deadpool smirked. He was the man he was looking for, alright. He tapped him on the shoulder. "Parker, right? Peter Parker, official Spiderman photographer?"

[nxtcompletelyuseless]

"You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know?"

Ten Things I Hate About You -- Sentence Memes

parkerprxblems

"--- You don't understand, Peter;

                     I can't just be myself the way all those shitty elementary school story books say.

           It's just--

                It's easier this way."

[xicanseeinthedark]

is everything okay over here?

Your muse see's mine being hit on at a party. Send "Is everything okay over here?" for my muse's reaction to the jealousy.

parkerprxblems

"Peter..."

Perfect timing. Gwen allowed herself to release a silent sigh of relief as she turned towards him, lacing her fingers with Peter's before turning back to the boy that was talking to her just moments ago. (Talking was putting it mildly; more like attempting to woo her with grade school equivalents of pick-up lines.)

"Everything is fine. Wanna get some punch?"

[xicanseeinthedark]

"Who did this to you?"

Masterlist of Memes

"No did anything to me, Peter, Honest. I bruise really easily, and I banged my knee against the desk while getting up is all. Happens all the time."

[midtownsbest]

I LOVE THE ROOMMATES AU

I’m so glad you do!It’s funny because it’s based on a meme where A & B get drunk and sleep together, which makes being roomies awkward, but we write Peter and Gwen as so sweet and wide-eyed; it’s definitly interesting. 

parkerprxblems is the biggest sweetheart! <3