#parkson

[fugglyalienboy]

Hey computer, show me a lovely ship thats super underated

Thank you computer.

[hogpin]

I saw a tomodachi life screenshot of Parkson (Olson x Collie) by @/alienbajawizard

Had to doodle something

[mexicancat-girl]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This fic is for Day 3 of The Long Walk Hank Olson Appreciation Week, run by my friend @collie-parkers-carbine!

Colson fans, I humbly hope you enjoy this serving of coleslaw for today.

Summary: 

The Musketeers gather at a bar on a Thursday night to celebrate Clementine's birthday. While Hank is initially just there to celebrate with his best friend of over a decade, his attention is soon stolen away by easily the most gorgeous man Hank’s ever seen in his entire life. Collie Parker introduces himself into the mic at the corner of the room, ready with his guitar to start playing them some music. Hank needs some extra liquid courage in his system before he can be his usual bold self and get Collie's attention.

Rated T, 5300 words

[c0llecti0ns]

[emberleaf23]

Christine: *knocks on Peter's door* Come out already!

Tony, from another room: I'M BI, BITCHES

Peter, from his room: COOL, MR. STARK! I'M PAN!

Percy, also from Peter's room: I'M AS GAY AS THE RAINBOW!

Ford, yelling from another franchise: GAY

Fiddleford, also yelling: I CAN CONFIRM: HE'S VERY GAY

Mabel and Pacifica, in unison: ACE

Kathryn, my girlfriend: LESBIAN BITCH

Me, yelling at myself: PAN! ALSO STOP WRITING MEMES, DO YOUR HOMEWORK, AND FINISH PROJECT FALLING FIRE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

My friend Kaden, absolutely terrified: Please stop insulting yourself...

My other friend Michael, finally in a meme for once in his life: BI AND READY TO DIE

IBallisticsquid: POLY AND EATING HOLLY

Stampylonghead, Squid's boyfriend: SQUID THAT WILL KILL YOU

Ashdubh: DEMI AND FEELING... hemy?

Snakedoctor73, Ash's fiancee: You may need to work on that one, dear

SalemsLady: BUTCH AND EATING DUTCH... chocolate

Mousie, in the distance: Hey, where's my Dutch Chocolate Icecream?

Superchache39: ACE AND NEEDING SPACE... Seriously it's getting crowded in here

AmyLee33, Salem's wife: Yeah, where did they all come from?

Broomycraft: Uhh...

The Doctor, appearing out of nowhere: QUEER AND HERE

Wong, sounding terrified for once: You've summoned the army...

Christine: Actually, I'm gay for Pepper, so...

Me, at 3 AM, a closet pan to extended family, having not even started on my heaps of homework, gasping at my mistake: I forgot Lams and Mullette!

Aaron Burr[sir], standing beside Wong, knowing they don't stand a chance: What are we to do?

Washington: Nothing. There is no power that matches the LGBT+ community

[got7incorrectquotes]

Mark: Alright, fuck, marry, kill,

Mark: Me, Jackson, Jaebum.

Jinyoung: Easy. Fuck Jackson, marry you, kill Yugyeom.

Yugyeom: ...wait I wasn’t even an option. What the fuck, Hyung?

[damnian-wasted-blog]

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Summary

Peter: Harry you can’t use Spider-Man’s blood.

Harry: I’m gonna use his blood.

Spider-man: Harry you can’t use my blood.

Harry: I’m gonna use your blood.

Peter: Harry no-

Goblin: Fuck you

[got7-envy2812]

Sweet Parkson moment