Christine: *knocks on Peter's door* Come out already!
Tony, from another room: I'M BI, BITCHES
Peter, from his room: COOL, MR. STARK! I'M PAN!
Percy, also from Peter's room: I'M AS GAY AS THE RAINBOW!
Ford, yelling from another franchise: GAY
Fiddleford, also yelling: I CAN CONFIRM: HE'S VERY GAY
Mabel and Pacifica, in unison: ACE
Kathryn, my girlfriend: LESBIAN BITCH
Me, yelling at myself: PAN! ALSO STOP WRITING MEMES, DO YOUR HOMEWORK, AND FINISH PROJECT FALLING FIRE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
My friend Kaden, absolutely terrified: Please stop insulting yourself...
My other friend Michael, finally in a meme for once in his life: BI AND READY TO DIE
IBallisticsquid: POLY AND EATING HOLLY
Stampylonghead, Squid's boyfriend: SQUID THAT WILL KILL YOU
Ashdubh: DEMI AND FEELING... hemy?
Snakedoctor73, Ash's fiancee: You may need to work on that one, dear
SalemsLady: BUTCH AND EATING DUTCH... chocolate
Mousie, in the distance: Hey, where's my Dutch Chocolate Icecream?
Superchache39: ACE AND NEEDING SPACE... Seriously it's getting crowded in here
AmyLee33, Salem's wife: Yeah, where did they all come from?
Broomycraft: Uhh...
The Doctor, appearing out of nowhere: QUEER AND HERE
Wong, sounding terrified for once: You've summoned the army...
Christine: Actually, I'm gay for Pepper, so...
Me, at 3 AM, a closet pan to extended family, having not even started on my heaps of homework, gasping at my mistake: I forgot Lams and Mullette!
Aaron Burr[sir], standing beside Wong, knowing they don't stand a chance: What are we to do?
Washington: Nothing. There is no power that matches the LGBT+ community