#parlourtrick

[valuan]

Apparently there are multiple legions marching from Stygia to Altanta's deadlands. WHO MESSED UP THIS BAD?!?!?

[valuan]

After forgetting that I've missed my noon tabletop game, I realize that I've become that guy we all know who misses sessions

Genkidu: I have become yuki

Genkidu: I have never been more ashamed

[9:57:59 PM] Lurker: There is nothing we can say to make it worse.

[9:59:00 PM] Nahash: now you know

[9:59:03 PM] Nahash: you know how it feels

[9:59:22 PM] Nahash: we are all

[9:59:27 PM] Nahash: slowly becoming yuki inside

[10:00:12 PM] Nahash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueH5AlhDF8

[10:00:56 PM] Lurker: Whats this we business about? :V

[10:01:53 PM] Nahash: First Nahash.

[10:01:56 PM] Nahash: Then Genki.

[10:02:06 PM] Nahash: Soon, it will be you. Or perhaps Assie.

[10:03:32 PM] Nahash: There is no escape, Lurker.

[10:03:34 PM] Nahash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSvPFAhnrzA

[10:13:48 PM] Lurker: Thats pretty much how my life feels right about now.

[10:14:16 PM] Lurker: Although assie showed up even sick and half dead today soooo

[10:14:26 PM] Lurker: I somewhat doubt hes going to become yukiass anytime soon

[10:15:48 PM] Nahash: Luker it is, then.

[10:15:53 PM] Lurker: plz no

[10:16:19 PM] Nahash: Join Nahki and Yukidu

[10:17:13 PM] Genkidu: One of us, one of us.

[10:17:15 PM] Lurker: Never.

[10:17:41 PM] Lurker: I'll climb over a mountain of your corpses to push open the gates of the future and become the true god of this world.

[10:22:27 PM] Nahash: DESPAIR OVER TOMORROW! DESPAIR OVER THE UNKNOWN! DESPAIR OVER YOUR MEMORIES!

[10:24:38 PM] Lurker: Hope or Despair are meaningless. I will push on towards the future for I can do naught else. To wait and delay in silence, becoming a forgotten memory. That is the poisoned way of the yuki, and I cannot tread it. I must not.

[10:29:18 PM] Nahash: FOOOOOOOOL! Why do you cling so desperately to life? This abomination, a horrible distortion of the natural order, who mothered pain, and hate, and fear, and envy, and despair - these twisted children who exist only because life existed to feed them, to nourish them. This "life", this... afterthought - a disturbance, a mere ripple in the great, immaculate sea of nothingness from which it was torn, not even the cause, but merely an effect. The effect of what?! UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING! CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!

[10:29:20 PM] Nahash: BECOME

[10:29:22 PM] Nahash: A YUKIIII

[10:29:55 PM] Genkidu: Genkidu noms popcorn

[10:32:25 PM] Anemone: Unwittingly you lie to yourself, claiming that what you do is different, individual, purposeful, lasting. You force yourself to believe that your life matters, that your life is the one that will make the difference. Life is a series of days, no more important or valid or meaningful than those ever lived by anyone else. Nothing you can control will ever be exceptional, or important.

[10:32:40 PM] Anemone: Life is a burden. Yuki will set us free.

[10:32:54 PM] Nahash: (oh god I'm dying of laughter now)

[10:33:33 PM] *** Genkidu has changed the conversation topic to "Life is a burden. Yuki will set us free." ***

[10:34:56 PM] Nahash: It's all a joke! Everything everybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag!

[10:36:03 PM] Nahash: Why, Lurker? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace. Could it be for love?

[10:36:05 PM] Nahash: ILLUSIONS!

[10:37:04 PM] Lurker: Why? There doesn't need to be a why, a point, or an answer. Such things aren't necessary to begin with. The inevitable tread across the worlds, the blurring of realities and slayings, the crushing mass of experience points. Etching uneraseable happenings across the face of that abomination is enough. Think nothing of the inevitable, it is merely a trap. If you are so eager to rush into it then simply wait. You will reach it one way or another. But that is not a path that i s possible for one such as I.

Impossible is the way of the axesexual lumberjack. Inconcievable to tread the ways of the sheep/goat/fae fucker. I shall call forward in advance the delays, pushing forward towards the day I may sit once again. To feel the roll of the dice as worlds are shattered and made in an instant. As the cause and effect, fate, time, reality, and nothingness itself are irrevocably altered.

[10:37:11 PM] Lurker: You ask me why? The answer is simple.

[10:38:32 PM] Lurker: I shall drink and feast my fill endlessly. Yes, that unslakable urge to dine upon the tears of the masters. Those who laugh piling upon adversities. The unequivocale ecstacy of when they are twisted in shame and rage. As their hopes and dreams fall into ruin. Hours and hours of plans lead astray to nothing.

Lurker licks genki's eyes

[10:38:52 PM] Genkidu: ick

[10:38:55 PM] Nahash: Hey, Kirsi, I kind of lost this at around fae fucker.

[10:38:58 PM] Nahash: I mean

[10:39:02 PM] Nahash: I kind of lost

[10:39:02 PM] Anemone: yeah good luck with that

[10:39:04 PM] Nahash: what he was actually saying.

[10:39:09 PM] Anemone: Me too.

[10:39:15 PM] Lurker: Locke man.

[10:39:23 PM] Lurker: He found the fae sheep.

[10:39:48 PM] Lurker: ...Well the trap ones. Not sure if he found the one with magic tears.

[10:40:08 PM] Lurker: This too is the way of the yuki

[10:40:39 PM | Edited 10:40:49 PM] Nahash: It's like we're walking through a maze of sorts. There are always so many paths to choose from. We pick a path, and we follow it. I suppose we'll just have to allow him to walk his path believing that something he desires is waiting for him. We shall walk it to confirm that the only conclusion is YUKI.

[10:41:32 PM] Lurker: Its fascinating how this meme has grown beyond the actual person.

[potatofuzz]

briana i would send u a nice ask but ur blog is blocked

i shall send you a sentimental thing when you're least expecting it

my darling

[ziggystarfishh]

IM GOING TO DIE THINKING ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING KONRAD SALLOWAYS BUTT

IT IS

BUBBLY

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