#parmup

[light-lights-up-light]

There's cheese and tomatoes in TotK, so @strawberry-carpcake 's parmup is now lore accurate

I put way too much effort into this 💀

[squigglywindy]

I swear I thought I was getting a call from Parmup, Nevada

[apparitianhanako]

So in going through docs, I have rediscovered the relic that is the original Parmup story. Um. Y'all, putting Parmup into the search bar is most likely the most hilarious decision I've made recently because that is a rollercoaster of chaos.

[cake-is-awake]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARMUP‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🥰🤭🥳🥳🥳🥳🫶💖

warning: there are some really gross and weird images under the cut!

Parmup 🥰🥰🥰🥰🫶🫶

and now, the original that started it all 🤭😌

[bokettochild]

Okay but like. What the hell is parmup

I'm not American if that helps

I love that your first thought when hearing about a hellish food is "it's probably American"

Anyways,

parmup (noun): the ungodly combination of ketchup and parmesan cheese.

(1) In some instances other ingredients may be added to create deviations of parmup, including chocolate, applesauce, and other things that ought never touch ketchup.

(2) While the exact origin of this abominable food is unknown, sources can track it to the internet site tumblr, although the time of origin is equally unknown. However, a sthat is a lawless corner of the internet no one wishes to investigate further.

(3) Parmup can be used in no situations other than to horrify and/or humor ones friends, or to win the popular sleep-over game Truth or Dare by encouraging others to eat it or doing so ones self

(4) There are some beings who would claim to enjoy the flavour of this ungodly creation. If met with one of them, run, hide, and pray it cannot find you.

[fable-stims]

Parmup stimboard for the Hurricane Family!

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[triforce-of-mischief]

Parmesan

warning: character death

"Hey Bozai, I have a present for you," Wild said, dropping a vat on the sand. Bozai gushed over Wild's kindness for a minute before finally opening the lid to peek inside. The vile smell of ketchup and parmesan cheese overwhelmed the creep's sensory, nervous, and immune systems, and he immediately dropped dead.

[silvercaptain24]

Look what I did :D

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I somehow forgot how much of a gremlin you are. I didn’t think that was possible.