Imagine you are a king and your stupid ass friend puts your soul in your pet bird and you have to watch a guy kill your pet bird in YOUR body and you fly away for nine years and you come back and elves and humans are singing hakuna matata and also your son hakunad an elf's tatas and your other son is lowkey an emo who rides a dragon like a motorcycle and your friend's daughter is evil and the guy who killed your pet bird in YOUR body is your father in law and














