my partner was homeschooled and my girlfriend had a very nontraditional high school experience so when i tell them about my time in public school it always scares them. i say shit like "yeah the boys' bathroom was closed for two weeks because a kid did a backflip off the sink, dislodging it from the wall and flooding the bathroom" and they look at me in what can only be described as dumbfounded horror and i smile about it which scares them more. im sorry you don't rock it with the backflip bathroom flooding. do you still love me















