#party shit

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He is, somehow, still eating and drinking cookies and eggnog, even as the party stated to die out a while ago.

"Swo, Diwd i win wyet?"

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alright preliminary rules bc im already on call w/ my old assistant and hes outlining his terms:

yall cant bring in any outside alcohol or drugs. whatevers here yall will have to accept.

dont goddamn have sex in my house transportalize somewhere else for fucks sake.

no double dipping.

if you get the goddamn aux cord no shit allowed (this one and the last one are from me).

theres apparently gonna be a waiver youre gonna have to sign that any ridiculous shit you do is on you and we cant guarantee your safety if you leave my property (dw the dont cross danger will be clearly marked).

if youre gonna be loud dont do it on the roof my place is pretty damn well soundproofed but the roof aint and i dont want enforcers in my building. again.

if you cause damages youre getting kicked out and if youre rich youre paying to replace it.

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what if i hosted a party sometime.

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party preps going well.

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yall would be invited dw.

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other things: cant guarantee your safety even in my place if youre a tyrian and id rather not have you at my party anyway yall make me nervous.

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gotta get all my fragile and valuable shit moved to a storage locker beforehand and probably gonna have the birds boarded at their breeders that night just for safety.

ill send dirk to stay at a hotel he feels real comfortable at too since hes not about parties.

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floramodus replied to your post:alright preliminary rules bc im already on call w/...

no mud allowed probably im guessing

none at all. behave flora.