#partypayne

[actuallyzaynmalik]

partypayne replied to your post: if anyone has done a 7 minute speech on the...

omfg i did that topic last year and idk the only text we studied was growing up asian in australia and it sucked balls

omg it seriously sucks aye i actually don't even know where to start but thankyou so much i am going to go goole that right now illyyyyyy

[squishycalum]

IMAGINE BEING AT THE BROOKS HOUSE AND YOU AND LUKE DECIDE TO GO UP INTO HIS BEDROOM AND THEN WHEN YOU GET IN THERE HE PUSHES YOU UP AGAINST THE DOOR AND STARTS MAKING OUT WITH YOU AS YOU RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR AND HE GRABS YOUR ASS THEN YOU WALK OVER AND FALL ON HIS BED AND HE GETS A LASER OUT AND ZAPS OFF YOUR CLOTHES THEN DOES THE SAME TO HIS AND HE STARTS POUNDING YOU THEN HE SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS "OH BEC HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN" THEN JAI BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR IN A DRAG QUEEN OUTFIT AND RUNS AND JUMPS ON YOU BOTH SCREAMING "LUKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL" THEN BEYONCE WALKS IN THE ROOM AND POURS PETROL EVERYWHERE THEN TAKES OUT A MATCH AND DROPS IT QUICKLY RUNNING OUT OF THE ROOM LAUGHING "HAHA STUPID ASS WHITE PEOPLE" YOU ALL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO STAY IN THE ROOM AND BURN TO DEATH THE END

[squishycalum]

IMAGINE YOU AND LUKE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX AND THEN YOU TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES AND YOU REALISE HE'S ACTUALLY AN ELEPHANT THEN HE EATS YOU

oMG IM CRYING

[squishycalum]

partypayne replied to your post: IMAGINE HAVING SEX WITH LUKE AND HIS HEAD IS IN...

NO WORDS CAN EXPLAIN MY REACTION TO THIS

IM SUCH A TALENTED WRITER THAT YOU'RE JUST LOST FOR WORDS

[squishycalum]

partypayne replied to your post: IMAGINE YOU AND LUKE BURSTING THROUGH HIS...

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING SEX WITH LUKE BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY JUST A RETARDED BIRD FALLING OUT OF A TREE TO YOUR DEATH

[squishycalum]

partypayne replied to your post: IMAGINE SITTING AT THE BENCH IN YOU AND LUKES...

omfg

ikr its really romantic I'm thinking of taking up a career of writing

[squishycalum]

I HAVE A SMALL FEELING THAT YOU LOVE TORTURING ME

AHA HWDUC HEH PENI9S WIU HAHERB LUKEDH SJ

[squishycalum]

partypayne replied to your post: IMAGINE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND YOU SLOWLY...

GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

oH MY SHIT AND THEN IMAGINE GETTING UP OUT OF BED TO GO HAVE BREAKFAST BUT YOU END UP BaNGinG On THe bENch