#partytownstuck

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Mind entering that command again, motherfucker?

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νяιѕкα ѕєякєт says

guys i was kidnapped by a juggalo

Kamon - Jade whiz says

do you need me to hijack a helicoptor and rescue you

νяιѕкα ѕєякєт says

no i escaped

Kamon - Jade whiz says

oh yay

νяιѕкα ѕєякєт says

but he put a collar on me and dragged me into some underground fortress of juggalos where he was going to sacrifice me to the juggalo god

8(

Eric Baker says

omfg

Kamon - Jade whiz says

wh

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this was a dream right

νяιѕкα ѕєякєт says

(this is the part where i say that yes this was a dream and im not insane)

Kamon - Jade whiz says

THANK GOD

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I PROTOTYPED A FUCKING SABER TOOTHED CAT

WHY THE FUCK

GODDAMMIT WORST FUCKING IMPS

JKDFLS;JSKLDS

Slightly more coherent listing of my team's status so I don't lose it:

Kamon(Me):

Prototyped: Saber-Toothed Cat Statue Thing

Land of Maps and Springs

Eric:

Prototyped: A Scarecrow(??????? Eric why do you have a scarecrow just lying around anyway)

Land of Shade and Rust

Mayawowthatwasweirdtotype:

Prototyped: Sandile Plushie

Magma and Rhythm

Rhea:

Prototyped: Axew Plushie

Land of Vibration and Traps

wow our final boss is gonna be impossible lmfao

Fucking... Scarecrow Saber Toothed Cat Pokemon King&Queen

Rhea got the best land though.

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[7:39:03 PM] Eric: i already found AR's log [7:39:04 PM] Eric: incredibly [7:39:05 PM] Eric: threatening [7:39:06 PM] Eric: and creepy [7:39:31 PM] {Kamon} HOPYWOODOO: if he hurts any of the Alpha kids I swear to... [7:39:31 PM] {Kamon} HOPYWOODOO: ... [7:39:32 PM] {Kamon} HOPYWOODOO: uh [7:39:33 PM] {Kamon} HOPYWOODOO: ... [7:39:36 PM] {Kamon} HOPYWOODOO: sunglasses god? [7:39:41 PM] Eric: ffff [7:39:42 PM] {Kamon} HOPYWOODOO: god with sunglasses??? [7:39:48 PM] {Kamon} HOPYWOODOO: ...we need that in the bible [7:40:23 PM] Eric: yes [7:40:28 PM] Eric: god in the AR glasses [7:40:30 PM] Eric: or aviators [7:40:33 PM] {Kamon} HOPYWOODOO: but wait [7:40:50 PM] {Kamon} HOPYWOODOO: if God made an auto responder would that mean we'd have an evil version of god?? [7:41:10 PM] Vriska Serket [M3LODY T3R3Z1]: satan is god's auto responder best headcanon everyone else go home

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If I were to play SBURB as the Heir of Time I would be the worst time player ever. I'd probably get confused on if I'm travelling forward or backwards and just somehow wind up at the end of the game at a really low level and just be like, "Oh welp SUP I'M FROM A DOOMED TIMELINE GUESS I'LL GO JUMP IN THIS CONVENIENTLY PLACED LAVA PATCH BYE HAVE FUN NOT BEING DOOMED AND SHIow--......."

And then when I actually don't fuck up for once I'd probably forget what I was supposed to do or something and just be like, "Oh, uh, I think you died or something in the future?? I dunno, man, can you just give me the 300k you owe me on Neopets already geez why don't you have it yet who cares about SBURB my Neopets are hungry."

If some dude made a web comic about us it would probably be titled something like, "How to Mentally Scar Your Friends In Multiple Universes, Timelines, Sessions, Worlds-- Wow Remember When We Were Homestuck? BRB Dying (Oh... Uh... Spoiler Alert?)"

"HoMeScar" for short, obviously.

Also can we just all agree that the Alternian style of naming things is the best naming style ever because it saves the fanbases the trouble of making fun of their fandom.

No wonder the Homestuck trolls killed each other, the Internet already had it's work cut out for itself.

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[8:04:03 AM] {Kamon} Buttface Mcgeezark: gra,mpAJLKA AAAAAA HOMESTUCK PROBLEM SLEUTH EEEEEEEEE AAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[8:04:12 AM] {Kamon} Buttface Mcgeezark: I THINK I JUST TURNED INTO A MONKEY BUT I DON'T CAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEE

[8:04:42 AM] Eric: it ok kamon

[8:04:47 AM] Eric: everyone turns into a monkey when they're excited

[8:04:49 AM] Eric: :v

[8:04:56 AM] Eric: it's our secret power but no one really knows about it

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[7:34:21 AM] {Kamon} Buttface Mcgeezark: birthdays man

[7:34:23 AM] {Kamon} Buttface Mcgeezark: they're dangerous

[7:34:27 AM] Eric: oh!! right yes i saw that

[7:34:31 AM] Eric: you're more likely to die on your birthday

[7:35:01 AM] {Kamon} Buttface Mcgeezark: actually I was joking about Homestuck Fandom Shit but okay I'll be careful

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Everyone in Partytownstuck is asleep so I've been typing random shit to myself in the Skype group for the past thirty minutes or something.

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I'm probably going to regret this textwall of babble tomorrow.