Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!! You know you're a clumsy son of a bitch when you start to see the bruising form pretty instantly after falling ass over tit.... Its taken a good 10 minutes to get my breath back.. That's going to smart in the morning!! #probablybustarib #bruiselikesoftfruit #thatsgottohurt #notevenundertheginfluence #ouch #passthearnica #passthegin #wheresthebubblewrap #suchadouche #FFS #imdonealready #ownworstenemy

















