The End of the Never Ending Pasta Bowl
What and adventure it has been. I started off a bit nervous, but after the very first day when I introduced myself to Joanne, everything went uphill from there. I was just a stranger that she met for the very first time, but Joanne was so kind and welcoming toward me that I only looked forward to coming back each day. It was definitely a learning experience for all of us; learning what I could and couldn’t order and how to order it, as well as balancing out how much and what food I would eat each day. I can’t express how amazing everything has been and I hope to go on another adventure sometime soon.
Here is my total food consumed over the 7 weeks, which was definitely a lot. 332 orders of shrimp is 1700+ shrimp eaten - over 30 per day averaged (which doesn’t even include the fact that a regular meal is two shrimp orders, so I am closer to 370 orders). I am a little surprised as well that I didn’t try 6 of the pastas even once, but I guess the ravioli got the best of me.
Here is my total on the to go orders:
My weight fluctuation over the 7 weeks:
All in all, I had a fantastic seven weeks and I sincerely thank everyone for everything. I will almost definitely buy another pass next year, but I doubt I will eat as hardcore as I did this time, unless of course some form of challenge arises. There is so much more I want to say, but I’m having trouble getting all of the words together for some reason. Endless memories with great people; you can’t ask for more than that in life. In my final words, I leave you with something I put together (there are so many more of you to mention, don’t feel left out!):
I Came, I Ate, I Made Some Friends
Once my pasta pass was sent, it was off to Olive Garden I went
It became a Seven week assent, which created time well spent
To eat an entire mountain of food, was the only goal for this dude
As time passed and friendships accrued, I had a major change in attitude
As I would enjoy meal after meal, the experience surely became surreal
Each day the staff knew the deal, ravioli, shrimp and marinara for my meal
As a slacker making late posts, punctuality was not one of my oaths
Greeted daily by the hosts, to their friendliness I give toasts
Every day when I would come here, It all became so very clear
Brandon, Jodi, Daniel and Wadhir, always greet me when I appear
Jose and christy always treated me with respect, something to never neglect
As one may come to suspect, the food from the kitchen was free of defect
Chris, Cal, and Jason making the drinks flow, there was no such thing as slow
Mariah, Zula, Nelson and others at the to go, friendly chatter would bestow
To Demitrius, Frankie and Kim, I'd like to say this on a whim
For lack of a better synonym, keep being you, don't let yourselves dim
To each and everyone at the bar, thank you for always going so far
To the staff that treated me like a star, your service was above par
To Rene and Dylan my fishing friends, to the ocean! make your wends!
The great conversations had no ends, shall we chat again on the weekends?
Often greeted by a hug and kiss, Joanne is someone I will surely miss
As we pass through great times like this, we must make sure to reminisce
To those I did not yet mention, just know that you are all in my retention
I wish you the best in your life's ascension, keep yourselves free of pretension
To the few that I met at the plantation store, I apologize for not going more
A far drive was the underscore; the other restaurant was just next door
The best gift as I neared my goal, was the unique Never Ending Pasta Bowl
Once the signatures started to roll, it touched me right in my heart and soul
The end is something I must accept, but this is an adventure I will never forget
My biggest food journey yet; and no, the end does not make me upset
To those of you that got to know me so well, its a story you may come to retell
My friends at Olive Garden I bid you farewell. My return? Only time will tell