#pastaproblems

[ethnixcomedy]

Wait for it 😅 ☎️...who else would react like this? . . . #pastalife #pastaordie #pastaproblems #pasta #pastalove #toomuchpasta #pastaordie #pastaaddict

[bewithmesohappilyx3]

A true Valitutto with her pasta to be honest 💜🐺 #kayceegirl #pastaproblems #whatbigteethyouhave

[suave-cats]

Can I have a ship please! I ship you with Luke! My names Ashley, I'm 5'2, I have hazel eyes, and auburn hair and it's really long. I'm always listening to music. I like to hang out with my friends and watch movies. I have a problem with confidence, but I'm working on it. I don't really like sports, but I like being outside. My friends mean the world to me and I see taking on the world as an adventure.

thanks girl! tbh luke is the only thing in my life I care about rn like should I be studying for my history test tomorrow? Yes. Am I? No, I'm crying over pictures of Lucas

so I ship you with Calum Hood because I feel like he would always be trying to boost your confidence by always telling you how pretty you are and how lucky he is to have you, plus you two would look sooooo cute together! He would love to take you o adventures outside, even if that adventure was just walking around the park together

i feel your best friend would be Ashton Irwin because he would also always be there to tell you that you're beautiful and deserve to have a lot of self confidence and omg he would be the sweetest best friend ever like he would always want to make you smile and feel special and feel good ugh ash

and so your ex would probs be Luke Hemmings like idk I feel like you guys would just sorta clash so you would dump him and go for Cal because you two mesh better

so Mikey would def be your secret admirer because he would totally think you're like wicked cool and rad and just love absolutely everything about you

I hope you like this and it makes you smile:)

***IF YOU WANT A SHIP***

follow me (I’m thirsty for followers) ship me (I’m thirsty for 5sos and One Direction) and send me: your name, age (only if you’re comfortable sharing your age, you don’t have to if you really don’t want to), description of personality (this is v v v important because the more info you give me about your personality the better the descriptions and reasons why I ship you will be) also send me a description of what your beautiful self looks like :) 

BTW: any of these boys would be lucky to date any of you (just because I ship someone with any of the boys doesn’t mean you wouldn’t be just as perfect for the boys because let’s be real here: ANY OF THE BOYS WOULD BE LUCKY TO DATE ANY OF THE GIRLS IN THE 5SOS FAM BC YOU ARE ALL LITERALLY AMAZING AND PERFECT) 

***if you want a ship other than 5sos (like one direction or teen wolf) PLEASE SPECIFY because otherwise I will do a 5sos ship :)

[pastaproblems]

pasta problems: When you cook the pasta as long as it says on the package, yet your pasta isn't done.