Oct 13, 2016
I was trying to put off grocery shopping so I put on makeup, how am I so much more pale than any foundation?! #pastyproblems #toofairforfair #toopaleforporcelain #itshalloweenmightaswellbuyclownmakeup #fuckingoverit #officially
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I was trying to put off grocery shopping so I put on makeup, how am I so much more pale than any foundation?! #pastyproblems #toofairforfair #toopaleforporcelain #itshalloweenmightaswellbuyclownmakeup #fuckingoverit #officially
My Friends: Hey! Let's go outside!
Me: 1 sec [sprays self with several layers of SPF 5000+, puts on several pairs of sunglasses, a "sun-proof" swimming shirt, and a giant-ass hat. Finishes the look off with a huge sun umbrella] Ok I'm ready.
My Friends: [snickering] you sure?
Me: Fuck off
pasty AF skin problems #pastyproblems