#pat down

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

But, he loves the full-body pat down he receives from a male TSA Officer when he opts out of the "scanner." ;-)

[militarymenrbomb]

I'm sure many of you guys know him. A straight guy with a fans only page. He's got a monster, 10in. Looks like the TSA wants to be sure it's real!

[vortexanomaly]

[inmate-24601-911]

May I requested a female officer...?

[rhink-is-my-kink]

All he wanted was a pat down...

I’m looking at you, Rhett McLaughlin.

☹️

[o-kurwa]

😂

[thedenofravenpuff]

Just a Pat Down by Ravenpuff

Commission for @askthelunargeneral with their OC’s the twin guards Yuzira and Zusira doing an innocent and totally official pat down of their girlfriend, @umbreow‘s Pristine Silk. Just doing their duty, ma’am, serving their country!

Enjoy!

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[happy-watching]

TSA supervisor: What's the situation here?

Maura Pfefferman: Here's the situation. I'm trans. I have a penis. Pat me down. All right? If you want me to be a man to pat me down, I'll be a man. If you want me to be a woman, I'll be a woman. If you want me to be a fucking chicken, I'll be a chicken.

TSA supervisor (to a female colleague) : Okay, you're gonna have to pat her down. Just make sure to get high in the thigh.

Maura Pfefferman: Lord have mercy.