#patch adams quotes

[jerkbitchidjitassbutt]

“Responsibility? You have one responsibility: to be a dickhead. How hard can that be?

All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick, and it’s attached to your neck.”

Patch Adams - 1998

[magicalquote]

Patch Adams: You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.

[sndquotes-blog]

[estelaseere]

The reason adults should look as though they are having fun, is to give kids a reason to want to grow up.

Patch Adams

[willie-clark]

Now you have the ability to keep me from graduating. You can keep me from getting the title and the white coat. But you can't control my spirit, gentlemen. You can't keep me from learning, you can't keep me from studying. So you have a choice: you can have me as a professional colleague, passionate, or you can have me as an outspoken outsider, still adamant. Either way I'll probably still be viewed as a thorn. But I promise you one thing: I am a thorn that will not go away

Patch Adams

[willie-clark]

You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!

Arthur Mendelson, Patch Adams

[subliminalsarcasm]

Hunter Patch Adams: Hi. Patch Adams.

Mitch Roman: Mitch Roman. Georgetown University. I was awarded the William F. Thompson Scientific Achievement Award.

Hunter Patch Adams: Mmm. Emerson Elementary. I once drew a picture of a rabbit that got me two gold stars.

[subliminalsarcasm]

[while Patch is driving]

Corinne Fisher: When can I open my eyes?

Hunter Patch Adams: As soon as I open mine.