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Andrew | 30 | FL

[khytal]

WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

[ispeaktoomuch]

To protect you from the lego monsters

[khytal]

[pewdiepieburglar]

I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he'll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

[pewdiepieburglar]

Kojima is very anti war, but also he has like a little kid brain where he just loves military hardware and spies and soldiers and he especially loves big machines that go really fast and make huge kabooms, and I think it's the tension between these two parts of him that makes his art so deliciously insane

[pewdiepieburglar]

[sexhaver]

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

In the beginning God said let there be Drama and He saw Cain kill Abel and He saw it was funny as fuck and He said it was Good

[awed-frog]

what the hell

[ladha]

Oh. She needs to kill him. No other solution.

[rockshitty]

My favorite part of my dnd group right now is that their collective anxiety creates a better story than I do when planning the session. 

[rockshitty]

Me, intending to have them either fight or befriend a pack of CR ½ wolves: As you’re setting up camp tonight, you hear howling in the distance.

My player, a ball of anxiety with legs: hey, uh, dm? What phase is the moon right now?

Me, reading their mind and quickly flipping pages to the CR 3 werewolf: Oh, you know. Full. 

[thecorefather]

frog chair

[katsukizu]

Okay I- 😭

[frogs]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

ill have what im having

[normal-horoscopes]

I LOVE THAT CATHOLICISM HAS PATCH NOTES

[normal-horoscopes]

Catholicism Pub Release ver 1.8.21

Infinite torture dimension removed

Cardinals now take 20% more fire damage

Papal breast slider added

[heresylog]

Cardinals are human and cannot take more “fire damage” unless the Lord permits them. This is false advertising and giving people an untrue understanding of Catholicism.

Heresy.

[normal-horoscopes]

Your silence on the papal titty slider is deafening.

[sparebutton]

Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

[mistermustachio]

[graceebooks]

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

[graceebooks]

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

every time a demon possesses me i just clench all my muscles really hard and it crushes it like a trash compactor

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

[crystalmaster333]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

… and they were rockmates.

[ohnoooitsjules-deactivated20221]

oh my god they were rockmates

[ophanic]

[lizmitches]

same energy

[carolxdanvers]

How dare you. The animation for Shrek at the time was INSANE.

[norwayspruce]

I feel like what people who were born after Shrek always miss is that it was actually a huge unironic cultural sensation. The minions want what Shrek had. The mcu sits awake at night cursing lord farquaad because they could never have a villain as well written as him

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

Shrek was a revolution for 3D CG animation.

Compare human figures in Toy Story (1995)

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Monsters Inc. (2001)

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)

and Shrek (2001)

Even Shrek himself counts

Look at that detail - Shrek and Farquaad have subtle stubble, Shrek has liver spots on his scalp, characters have pores on their skin, Shrek’s ears here even have a subtle transparency like real skin and cartilage. His linen tunic has scruffy and rough edges and lint bobbing on the shoulders. Shrek doesn’t just represent a step forward, it represented a BIG jump. Look back at the early 3D Pixar films and you’ll see a progression in what 3D software could effectively render - first plastic toys, then chitinous insects, then scaly or leathery monsters with an enterprising look into the astoundingly complicated field of hair and fur. Shrek is a joke now, but it revolutionised the field of animation. Shrek finally prompted the Academy to add an Award for Best Animated Feature; after Beauty and the Beast lost Best Picture a few years before, Shrek was the point they could no longer dismiss the art and effort that go into animated films.

It also killed interest in 2D animation in the west but that’s none of my business

[mrmeriwether]

Never forget that they had to tone down the detail on Fiona’s hair because it looked TOO realistic to the point it was distracting.

[telltaletypist]

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

[eggwraith]

maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?

danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?

maddie: straight?!

danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.

maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like

danny: ranch 2

[viostormcaller]

RANCH 2

[kim-my-art]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites

[snowthunder]

I think we need to talk about the under appreciated Window Seat fandom

I mean really? With the book shelves?

It’s like an alcove of happiness.

You want a whole row of individual seats? Fine, here you go. 

Or how about a whole window bed for those snugglers out there.

Curtains.. Guys this one has curtains.

Seriously? This is basically a glass cube of bliss.

 You can even get them with corners! Not enough corners? Okay.

Ba-BAM!! Corners for cocooning. 

There’s also the Roman-esque themed seat for the historians out there. 

 If you don’t want to snuggle up in blankets with hot cocoa in this then I don’t even know why you’re on this planet. I mean dat stonework. 

This one’s an entire rectangle. Just imagine all the cuddling that could happen in there. It’s practically a fortress.

This one’s fucking curved okay? it’s just chillin, up of the ground, and curved for your lounging convenience. 

don’t like rectangles or square? Okay. Have a fucking trapezoid seat.

[moonchild8914-deactivated202305]

😍😍😍

[mizminx]

Heaven 🥰🥰