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Patche - Wrath and Sloth

Wrath: A headcanon about something that infuriates my troll.

Probably not surprising, but people fucking with his stuff, but particularly his pumpkins. He's spent a lot of time and effort growing them, so other plants invading the greenhouse or random trolls accidentally sticking their foot through one of his nicer pumpkins pisses him off. Also not a fan of allowing others into his space unless there's some trust built up first.

Sloth: A headcanon about something my troll refuses to do.

Play video games. He says they're not interesting to him, but my guy has never tried a farm sim before...

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For the spill the tea meme. Patche 10, 19, 31 and 32

10. Are there any skills or talents you have that not many people know about?

"People don't tend ta know I'm handy at mendin' clothes. It's just one of those things the station workers stumble across when they tear their pants or get a hole in their sock, and I lend a hand."

19. Have you ever broken someone’s heart, intentionally or unintentionally?

"Not that I'm aware, but a few of the other farmhands back on Alternia were definitely sweet on me. Might've hurt em by movin' on, but that's just life.

31. What's your idea of the perfect romantic evening?

"Doin' a picnic somewhere planetside durin' fall, with some soft music playin'. It'd be nice to explore a farmer's market too, snag a trinket or two for my date, buy 'em a warm cider... I'm a simple troll, ha. Honestly I'd be happy anywhere that wasn't this damn station."

32. Have you ever written a love letter or received one?

"Never written one, but I think the closest I've ever got to gettin' a love letter was the drunk text Algeon sent me over Trollian last week. It bordered on disgustin', to be frank... I'm savin' it as blackmail. Maybe he'll finally let me rebuild the employee housing if I threaten to post it online."

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Can I get 8, 9, 11 and 19 for Patche btw? :teeheesit:

8. do they have a nickname? who gave it to them? if it's not derived from their real name, what's the story behind it?

"Uh, not really. Liebha calls me 'pumpkin' sometimes, but she has a pet name for everyone. I dunno if 'Patche' is really the kinda name that can get abbreviated nicely. I ain't gonna let anyone call me 'Pat' though, that's for damn sure.'

9. favorite food? least favorite? are they a picky eater? do they have any dietary restrictions?

"I'll eat jus' bout anything. Can any lowblood really afford ta be picky? I think I've talked bout it before, but I love adding my toasted pumpkin seeds to the trail mix GrubCloset sells. And if I'm bein' fancy, mashed tuber with poultry. Liebha made some marinated squawkbeast once and it was mighty fine.... And if I hada choose a least favorite, any candy covered in that sour shit. Candy ain't supposed to hurt ya when you eat it.

11. what do they have in common with you? how are they different? would you get along with them?

Spider: We're both very into Halloween, hehe. We also both have a toolbox we are very proud of... Patche has a better resting bitch face than me, and is slower to smile and laugh. It's not that he's unfriendly, he just has that kinda... idk, gruff grandpa vibe? I think we'd get along okay, probably the kind of friends who silently do their own thing in the same room, or team up to do chores n errands!

19. are they quick to anger? what sets them off?

"I'm always a bit... grumpy. There's a lot to do here and I'm one of the only trolls with the skill set to actually get it done. I imagine with decent vacation and pay I'd be a ray of fuckin' sunshine, but Algeon has basically assured that ain't happenin' any time soon. The only thing that'll set me off hotter than a kettle is stupidity and carelessness. Especially out here. Zoisen left a fork in the microwave the other day and I chewed him out so bad I almost came out the other side. I'll admit, the initial yellin' and swearin' is mostly outa fear. If anyone gets hurt out here it could be a death sentence, we ain't got a doctor or nurse on site, or anyone with medical experience. And it'd be a week at best before any med ships showed up."

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Saw you reblogged that ask meme so, Patche with 3, 13, 26, 29

3. weapon of choice? any particular reason they chose their weapon?

"I gotta shotgun back at the dorm, it's older than shit but it still does what it was made ta do. Remnant from the farm, all the workers had em in case of rogue rainbow drinkers, feral lusii, or hungry shadow droppers. It don't get much use these days, but that's probably a good thing."

13. what languages do they speak? how fluently?

"Oh, just Common. For the time bein' anyways. Some of the folk here have other languages under their belts 'n I'm itchin' to ask for some lessons. Taoshu and Hio both know some different Eastern dialects and Liehba was raised speaking Alderish, but what I'm really lookin' forward to is learnin' Alternian Sign Language from Muluse."

26. how do they move? are they clumsy? light on their feet? do they use mobility aids?

"I would say I'm pretty average if we didn't take into account my noisy ass boots. The folk here can hear me clompin' towards 'em from a shoutin' distance away..."

29. are they associated with any particular element (air, earth, fire, water)?

"I think earth suits me, don't you?"

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Also does Algeon just get wasted and become destructive a lot?

"Wasted? Sure, couple a times. If he hits it off with any of the customers they'll get rowdy onboard his ship. For the most part they don't cause problems for Station X. I suspect Algeon corrals them so he ain't gotta pay for any repairs. Even when he's drunk he's a penny pincher..."

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So Patche, Algeon is quite the character - what are your thoughts on him?

"....That fuckin guy."

"He's... Weird? I know he's an asshole to the crew, but whenever I'm 'round he acts all buddy-buddy. And sometimes I catch him starin at me."

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I think you’re doing too harsh on yourself, it looks good. What is there on station? I’m not from around here.

He lowers his mask to flash you a smile.

"Thanks, I'm hopin' to add some more patches when I can. Orderin' anythin' out here takes too damn long. Might have ta make 'em myself."

"Station X is pretty sparse, since we're on the edge of mapped space. We have the refuelin' port of course, an' a lil minimart that sells snacks n' the like. Muluse runs that most days, which they seem to handle okay as long as we visit them durin' their shift. We also have a diner with warm cheap food for those passin' through. It has a new owner now, Taoshu, he's trying to freshen up things but the staff are bein' pretty stubborn about the changes. They've been workin' there a long time n' don't like that a newbie is bossin' 'em around."

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"Fuck. Course I get stationed at the end of the fuckin' universe, ain't no way they'd put a bronzey on one of them fancy hub stations closer to Alternia."

It looks like this masked troll is taking a smoke break outside of a minimart on this secluded space station. You think he makes eye contact with you as he takes another drag... Maybe you'd like to ask him a question?

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