#birdflash

[hazzymayy]

Chu

[robin-vb]

My babies

[demonicsuffrage]

Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Bruce:.....yes

[miechancomeback]

All the DC couples I love and draw as the photocard way ✨🤲

P/s : Maybe this is just Batfam and their boyfriends lol

[robs-your-robins]

Kon: So, I'm taking Tim out for- Wally: Wait. Out as in dating? Romantically? Kon, annoyed: Yeah, so? Roy: And you, uh, cleared it with the big bat? Kon: Bruce? I mean, he knows, I guess. I didn't ask him for permission. Wally: He's cooked, Roy. Kon: He's chill. Roy: Yup. Cooked. Kon: I know he's the Batman and all that but he's not like that. We always get on. Wally: Yeah, so did we. Then I woke up one night and he was sitting on my bed. He wanted to talk about the open door policy he had the Manor. Roy: He ran me off the road just to "talk". Next thing I know, he's lecturing me about respect and how I should keep my hands to myself. Wally: To be fair, you could tone down the PDA. Roy: I literally patted Jay's leg before I got up to get him a beer. Bruce blew out my back tires and left me stranded on the freeway at 4am Kon: Well, that's you two. Bruce has always been on my side. We- *muffled footsteps on the roof* Kon: What the- Wally: That's either Santa Claus or Bruce "Touch my boy and I'll gut you" Wayne. And it's fucking July. See you around, buddy. Roy: Imma head out.

[zanyanimegirl99]

Batman, on watchtower duty, writing on a whiteboard with many aberrations and colors.

Superman, Green Arrow, and Flash watching and trying to figure out what is going on.

The top corner has a star with Strong, Honest (?), and legacy kid written down.

Supes: Hey, B. What is this for?

Bat: Just a little analysis for fun.

GA: Stop the presses, local Batman does something for fun!

Flash: But why does it say sassy and tall here?

Bat: …I’m trying to figure out if my sons have anything similar in their chosen romantic partners.

Flash: You’re analyzing your kids types.. for fun?

Batman, taking out his pointer and a red marker: My two eldest show preference for red heads with with green eyes, but my two youngest like Kryptoniains.

Supes: What-

Batman: My middle two seem to gravitate towards a sassier or snarky type, no offense to Roy, where as the youngest and oldest like earnest and cheerful types.

GA: Which one is Roy dating?!

Batman: None, they’re married Arrow, try to keep up. Now, other than being legacy children, their partners don’t have much in common. BUT, if I add in my daughter, who has a snarky and cheerful partner, we can begin to draw a hypothesis for (continued ramblings)

Supes, Arrow, and Flash watching in awe, as Batman is mildly enjoying himself.

[nagiishigh]

Heated rivalry but birdflash

[abreca]

birdflash winding down

what do u think they're listening to?