#patches rambles

[the-ace-ofhearts]

i have this random urge to compliment every artist in sight

so if i sent you a message saying your art is FIRE AF.. it is in a nonthreatening way i prommy

i say as i walk away with a suspiciously art shaped throat

[heir-to-thethrone]

”A ‘warm’ welcome. See what I did there?”

”Yes, yes. It’s me! Pyro! Whoop dee doo.. The crowd goes wild or something. Why do I have to make this stupid blog thing anyway…”

“My father told me that I should make this blog to communicate with the public and answer frequently asked questions or something along those lines. I’m not too sure myself.”

“Though I suppose I should prepare to get questions to answer, no?”

“… Demencia, take that stupid filter off my face or SO HELP ME-“ Static.

|| Hello hello! Venus here, back with another— Okay, okay… This is like my.. I lost count number blog. But I promise I’ll stop making blogs! *Loud incorrect buzzer noise*

This is Pyro, my Villainous OC (that I totally didn’t recycle from my pile of barely used UTAU OCs.. Not at all..) and he is the adopted son of Black Hat! Hence the blog name.. Heir to the throne. Hahah!

Here you can ask him questions or start a roleplay! Whatever you feel like!

Boundaries: No NSFW (I’m a minor.), no problematic bullshit (proshipping, darkshipping, etc etc you get it, you’ve heard it before.), just generally be a decent person and we’re good!

What I WILL be doing: Romance (heh.. 😈), Angst, Joke roleplays, Regular roleplays, Fights, Missions, blablabla. Send in an ask with a request or a starter! It is highly encouraged!

Basic info about Pyro:

Cisgender Male (He/Him pronouns)

Bisexual

27 years old

6’8 in height

Anything else you wanna know? Send in an ask!

Big thanks to @viva-sudoku for the profile photo, you’re a lifesaver <3 ||

[thorns-personal-hell]

// Craving more interaction on this blog 💔🥀

and maybe fanart…

and MAYYYBE roleplays…..

/nf /lh

y’all can you tell I like attention \\

[patchesproblem]

Live Tesla and Einstein reaction when they heard the Herrscher of the Void was back for round two and Theresa needed help.

This was stuck in my head while I was driving home earlier, and now it's been released into the world. I only spent ten minutes on this, so sorry for the amount of pixels.

[cractasticdispatches]

tfw u fall down the fic rabbit hole so far that when u emerge it’s like a whole day later, u have to pee So Much, and also when u stand u nearly right the fuck out b/c u forgot to eat for 8-12 hours :|

[the-ace-ofhearts]

my friend got rejected today 💔

one of my pookies dragged me with her to ask for her crush’s number and she grabbed me by the arm and MARCHED over to the guy, showing him her taxidermy armadillo purse and asking him if he liked it.

the man looked so confused but he said “yea” while barely looking up from his phone and she then immediately and very quickly asked for his number.

this man deadass went

“UHHHHHHHHH… I’m talking to someone..”

like bitch you are NOT talking to someone

so then my friend dragged me away by the arm and dug her nails into my skin very “politely” while being pissed off as FUCK and then proceeding to rant about how much of a dick he is

which he is.. to be fair

she also texted me “I want him dead” randomly after a couple hours so should i be concerned /silly

(he looked like an even whiter shaggy from scooby doo with the scariest blue eyes who also takes hallucinogens.. so i dont see what she saw in him..)

[the-ace-ofhearts]

mira que ayer mi amigo me dice que elle es Boricua y yo me pregunta que si elle se habla español y elle me dice que si

y yo me dice “vete pal carajo” y elle me mire como que yo soy un loco

y… para ser justos, si, pero es un chiste 😋😋

[the-ace-ofhearts]

oh yeah my name is Patches now