#patchesnbiters

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Send (///д///) for my character's reaction to yours tripping, knocking mine over and landing atop them in a rather risque-like way.

One moment he’d been walking, chatting lightly with Philip and trying to fill him in on somethings at the lab. Through out the entire conversation, not once was there ever a hint that he’d do this. Philip had either ‘accidently’ tripped him, or stuck his foot out on purpose, either way Milton was heading down. Glasses off, and a soft grunt came out as he hit the ground. Before the advisor could even react, now Philip was on him, and all he could do was turn his head and give him a glare mixed with confusion. “Uh?” Milton gestured for him to get off, as his face began to already turn red from the rather embarrassing position that they ‘fell in’. “I know that must have been so much fun, but can you please get off?” He asked as he turned his head, hiding his face.

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"Cuddle me. No questions, I need this."

"Uuuhhhm… This is a bit s-sudden. But sure?" Milton’s brow furrowed in confusion for a moment before sitting on the couch, waiting awkwardly. He said no questions, but the advisor was so tempted to ask what the hell he took earlier.

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♫

Send me a ♫ and I'll put my iPod on shuffle and tell you our song and my favourite line/verse

Song: Not Meant To Be

Artist: Theory of a Deadman

[Chorus:] It’s like one step forward and two steps back No matter what I do you’re always mad And I, I can’t change your mind I know it’s like trying to turn around on a one way street I can’t give you what you want And it’s killing me And I, I’m starting to see Maybe we’re not meant to be It’s never enough to say I love you No, it’s never enough to say I try It’s hard to believe That’s theres no way out for you and me And it seems to be the story of our lives Nobody wins when everyone’s losing

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"What?!"

SEND "What?!" FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION TO YOURS BLURTING OUT "I LOVE YOU" IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT.

     It took Milton a moment to clue in to what the other had just said, his face kept switching between one of anger and one of shock. He had no idea how to respond— this argument had took a completely different turn then he expected, normally their arguments ended in Philip storming off and Milton swearing under his breath about his stubbornness. If this was any other occasion, a much happier circumstance, he would have been glad to repeat those words.

     However, right now he wanted to tell him to ‘fuck off.’ but this was the first time he ever heard those words and it completely took him off guard— so his mouth remained shut. For years he’d been contemplating telling him, and right now of all the times, the other was the one to say it first. Finally Milton managed to shift in his spot, letting out a frustrated sigh, a hand came up to the bridge of his nose, pinching it. The one thing about this was— was he actually serious or was this a cleaver way to make him stop arguing? “Philip, if you said that to shut me up, it definitely worked… But don’t say that unless you mean in…”

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"I'm sleepy"

Send me "I'm sleepy" and my muse will react to your muse coming into their room in the middle of the night

     It was silent as Milton just lay in his bed, it was another night where he just couldn’t sleep and his mind just wouldn’t calm. No matter what he did or what position he was in, he couldn’t sleep— finally giving up, he faced the wall and just let the time pass. After a few moments, he heard the soft creak of his door opening, then the click of it shutting and shuffling of feet. Milton didn’t even look over his shoulder to see who it was, instead he just spoke up, voice soft, “Can I help you?”

[mikaxsamuels]

nobodiesgovernor. thehopxful. philip---blake. dochxs. xpraefectus. besafeclementine. thelastofellie. notbitten.

    "Look out, there's one behind you!"

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ff+Philip [ u kno i need to like would he even be phased by it??? ]

Send me “ff+” and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

Milton hadn’t expected this at all, not one bit, when he heard that there was a site that you could publish and read others writing, he of course checked it out, out of curiosity. He found it very interesting that there were shows and stories writing for them, and weird how you could find these peoples names to read ‘pairing’ fanfictions. This was a whole new world— and it was terrifying. But an idea struck Milton, and like anyone else with a site like this or any other, he searched his own name. Upon scrolling down, the imaginative pairings people had come up disturbed the advisor. Then something caught his eye— his eyes narrowed as he clicked a very peculiar title. ‘Mr. Mamet’.

Within a few seconds Milton was staring wide eyed at the screen— he clicked on the very last chapter has he read on. Not once had it occurred for him to log out, it intriguing but highly disturbing to say the least. The story was how someone had managed to lure Philip and Milton into having full on sex. There was no short on descriptions, and as he read on his brow furrowed. ‘They wrote me as a bottom… Why does everyone think I’m a bottom?' He thought to himself silently as he continued to read.

Within a few minutes he progressed into filthier smut fanfictions of him and Philip, and none of it surprisingly phased him— instead he had made an account to favourite them all.

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- Lays across Milton's lap -

Milton smiled nervously as he looked down to the figure laying across his lap. “This is a bit sudden.”