#patrick lights leary

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Lights Out (2011) 1x13

Patrick “Lights” Leary

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Lights Out 1.01

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Currently thinking about epically angsty Assarian/Leary hatesex. Complete with broken noses, dementia episodes, bloody kisses and regrets. AND I HOPE THAT DISTRACTS YOU FROM THE WRITING.

While I feel for some reason that Leary could be okay with any aspect of his sexuality not being defined as exactly straight, Assarian is definitely not. He’s da man. NO HOMO. Everything 100% heterosexual. Even when he hops around in sparkly silver sportswear stuffing himself with bananas, punching Leary in the shoulder OR following him into dark closets. How drunk does Omar have to be to slip? VERY drunk. Memory loss drunk. One stop short of going to the hospital drunk. And he’d still try to swing one at Leary and punch him in the face. So Omar would end up with a bloody nose and a bloody kiss.