Sep 11, 2014
Low murmuring. "I just want you to eat a vegetable."
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Low murmuring. "I just want you to eat a vegetable."
"You’re cute."
A girl is talking to him. Oh shit.Oh shit. He was not prepared for this. “—-Really?” So smooth.
x !! & whichever tbh
Briella & Patrick
Do you ship it? Maybe! Idk yet I NEED TO GET OFF MY ASS AND ANSWER THE THREAD AND FIND OUT IF THEY HAVE CHEMISTRY. But it could be really feelsy. Because his job his to get spirits to cross over and it’s just sad ok. Cries forever.
Who is more dominant in the bedroom? Patrick is like a giant pervert so he thinks it’s him, but if anything it’s probably her. Girls always have the most power obviousLY.
Who is lazier? I’m not sure! I’m gonna go with Patrick because he tries to sleep and rest as much as he can before he’s interrupted by other spirits or work.
Who wakes up earliest? I’m not sure if Briella sleeps LOL. But I’m gonna say Patrick. Because he has to wake up early, or is woken up by other things. He rarely ever gets to actually sleep in.
Who complains the most? Patrick isn’t really much of a complainer, mainly because he’s super awkward and stammers over all of his words in front of people. Girls, especially. So I think maybe it’d be her?
Who does the household chores? AWH WHAT IF THEY BOTH DID. THAT’D BE SO CUTE. Like her just hanging around and talking to him and like holding the dust pan for him while he sweeps and shit. Idk why that’s cute to me but it is???
Who’s the most protective? Patrick can be protective, especially if he grew fond of her while trying to help her move on. He doesn’t know what’s on the other side, so to speak. But he feels like it’s good. Although, I feel like he’d be reluctant to actually move on. Because he doesn’t know for sure, and he’d want to make sure she was safe once she got there.
Who gets jealous the easiest? He’s not really a jealous type of guy. He’s more just protective than anything else, but he’s pretty relaxed. So maybe Briella!
Matthew & Helena
Do you ship it? They’ve met a few times before I think, and I thought it was really funny each time because they’re both really fucked up in their own ways and I think they have a sense of humor about it? I love the dynamic, and I think there could definitely be some potential there.
Who is more dominant in the bedroom? Helena tries to take control of sexual situations always. But if she trusted someone, or at least liked them, she’d let them take control.
Who is lazier? Oh, man. Maybe Helena? Or both, probably. Everyone has their lazy days ok.
Who wakes up earliest? I’m gonna go with Matthew on this one, because Helena does all she can to sleep through the daytime hours. So she only ever tries to wake up once the sun is already setting.
Who complains the most? PROBABLY BOTH OF THEM. Helena can be really snobby and bitchy about certain things. Like fashion or if she’s annoyed with humans as a whole population. She can definitely complain when she wants to.
Who does the household chores? Helena cleans up after herself, but if Matty’s gonna be leaving his shit around, I’m sure they could find and force someone to be their maid.
Who’s the most protective? Helena can be extremely protective if she cares about something. It takes a lot for her to actually start caring about another person, but once she does, she’s protective as shit. Which is funny considering what a piece of shit she is.
Who gets jealous the easiest? HAHA. Maybe both? Helena can get murderously jealous, although she throws subtly shade about it and does bitchy things to show that she’s not happy. Maybe commit a murder or two, but that’s just her. I feel like since they’re both monsters, though. Like a demon and a vampire, they both have that trait in them? IDK but yes!
x valentine, x molly !! !!
Molly & Patrick
Do you ship it? Well I mean I guess it’s ALRIGHT.
Who is more dominant in the bedroom? Oh my GOD. WELL. Patrick apparently thinks he’s the fucking king of all sexual prowess, so he’d say it was him. But we all know it’s Molly.
Who is lazier? Patrick, definitely. He doesn’t get much sleep and works a lot, with both trying to get spirits to cross over as well as his web design career. When he has a moment where nothing is going on, he tries really hard to make the most of it.
Who wakes up earliest? Molly. As soon as the sun is up, man, I’m sure she is too. And once Molly is up, you know she’s going to be waking up Patrick too. After all, who else is going to make their morning breakfast of pancakes and leftover spaghetti?
Who complains the most? Molly, because she’s Molly.
Who does the household chores? Patrick ft. Molly the trash bag holder.
Who’s the most protective? I actually think they’re equal on this one. Patrick is extremely protective of Molly, but I also feel like she feels the same way about him. He protects her by giving her a place to stay and teaching her how to do things that she needs to know how to do, and she’d break off the arm of anyone who tried to hurt him. There’s just no hurting either of them tbh.
Who gets jealous the easiest? I feel like it’s Molly, for sure. Just because I think she’s just naturally territorial in a way? Like, no. My Patick. Patrick can be jealous too, though. But he trusts her a lot, and he knows she loves him. So he has no reason to really be jealous. Although, if someone looks at her funny, he probably just puts his arm around her and keeps walking. But that’s more him being protective than really jealous.
Valentine & Lawson
Do you ship it? Ew no yuck gross. NOTP.
Who is more dominant in the bedroom? OH JEEZ I WONDER WHO. Valentine, clearly. Always Valentine. Although Lawson can get in his manic horny moods where he’s like a dog in heat. So I do think he takes control sometimes. When Val lets him, at least. But for the most part, it’s definitely the vampire.
Who is lazier? I’m going to have to go with Valentine. Lawson hates staying still for too long. He’s always up doing something; even if he doesn’t always feel like it or should be up. Whereas Valentine is more relaxed, and likes artsy things like reading and stuff. I wouldn’t necessarily call that lazy, but just for the sake of this question we’ll go with it.
Who wakes up earliest? Lawson forever and always. Unless he’s been out partying the night before or is depressed or something, he’s fucking up and out the door by like 6 am at the most. And Valentine is a vampire, and he works the late shift. He needs his beauty sleep.
Who complains the most? LOOKS POINTEDLY AT VALENTINE. Lawson never complains about anything ever, but I can just imagine Val when Lawson tries to get him to do the things he does. Like them camping or something, oh god. ‘Lawthon, I don’t want to sleep on the ground. It’s dirty. And there are bugs. Lawson.’
Who does the household chores? They both do! The work is pretty equal. Like, Val cooks and Lawson does the dishes. Lawson mows the lawn and Val cleans the windows. They’re a team ok.
Who’s the most protective? I honestly think they’re both equally as protective. Lawson will never stop trying to make sure Valentine is safe and happy and secure. Even if he’s not as obvious or up front about it as Valentine is, he’d do anything to make sure he was okay. Even if it was letting him go or something.
Who gets jealous the easiest? Lawson can be pretty fucking jealous, I think. Like most things, though, he doesn’t try to make it obvious or known when he does feel jealousy. Because in the end, Val can make his own decisions and he feels like he doesn’t have much of a say in it. I think Val can be pretty jealous too, though. I think he’s just more vocal about it than Lawson is.
"Hey. Uh. Can you maybe -- tell me which road I need to take to get to the library?"
Patrick was horribly bad at directions. And talking to people. He only hoped that he didn't stammer too bad through the question.
whispers the main ships
Molly & Patrick
big spoon/little spoon: I think it varies. I feel like the majority of the time Molly is little spoon, mainly because he has to keep her pinned down so she doesn’t get up and ransack the kitchen for cookies in the middle of the night. But I feel like sometimes she big spoons him, and when she does he always loves it.
favorite non-sexual activity: Making spaghetti and watching disney/90’s movies together. I bet he also draws with her, when he’s not busy.
who uses all the hot water: Patrick takes short showers, so I bet it’s Molly. Mostly because
most trivial thing they fight over: Eating more vegetables, eating too many cookies, soap usage.
who does most of the cleaning: Patrick, for sure. Molly would try to help, but he mostly has her try to do little things like hold the trash can and follow him around while he cleans up.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Patrick, because Molly probably doesn’t know how at first. But once he teaches her, I’m sure she controls it all.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Patrick. If Molly ever got her hands on the phone it would be chaos. Just a bunch of gibberish and giggles and the next thing you know the cops would be pounding on Patrick’s door ready for an investigation.
who steals the blankets: Molly, most definitely. Patrick gets up and down too often to really care about the blankets being missing, although he cuddles up to her when he is laying down for warmth.
who leaves their stuff around: Molly probably leaves her crayons and stolen goods in little nooks and crannies around the apartment, I bet. Patrick stumbles across them while cleaning and squints and just lays them back down.
who remembers to buy the milk: Patrick, but I always picture Molly with him in the store holding a list that she wrote herself in her backwards handwriting, shouting off items to him so he won’t forget.
who remembers anniversaries: Patrick, mainly because he can read the calendar. I bet he tells her and she gets so excited, though.
Valentine & Lawson
who cooks normally?: Valentine and his fucking food network. That will never stop being precious to me. Though, if Val ever doesn’t want to, Lawson can fend for himself. He doesn’t cook very much or very well, but he knows the basics. Although you might want to check to see if the stove is off after he uses it.
how often do they fight?: They tease each other a lot, but they don’t really fight a lot at first. But as they start growing closer and their relationship starts developing more, I bet things start getting tense and they’re more likely to bite each others head off and start arguing over little things to mask the bigger problem.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Their own things. They each carry on with their own lives even when they’re with each other. They’re two very different people, but the way that they click and are able to form such a strong relationship and bond is insane.
nicknames for each other?: Bro, man, faggot. At least on Lawson’s side, at first. Valentine uses all the nice ones. Like cock sucking puppy boy.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Probably Valentine, even though it really bothers and frustrates Lawson.
who steals the covers at night?: Neither, really. Or both. Lawson likes the comfort of feeling the blanket on top of him, but since it’s so hot usually he likes to curl up to Valentine’s side to keep cool. As long as he can do that he doesn’t care if he only has a small corner of the blanket.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Lawson finds Valentine small things at thrift shops. Like little knick knacks and dumb things he’d think he’d like. Also things he finds in the woods that he thinks are cool, like a tree branch that looks like a claw that Valentine probably couldn’t give two shits about. But still Lawson thought of him for some weird reason and wanted to show him anyway.
who kissed who first?: Valentine kissed Lawson, no question about that.
who made the first move?: Definitely Valentine, but since it didn’t go over so well, Lawson ended up making the second move. They were both pretty important.
who remembers things?: They both do, I think. Lawson pretends not to though because he doesn’t want to be made fun of for remembering things.
who started the relationship?: I think they both did, in a weird way. Valentine started the sexual relationship, and Lawson kept it going. And I think that the romantic feelings were there before. It wasn’t just SEX from the start. Even if Lawson thinks it was. There were always feelings there. It’s just taking Lawson in particular a little while to accept them.
who cusses more?: Lawson can have quite the mouth on him when he’s one of his excited moods, or during sex. But then again so can Val. But Val is pretty proper most of the time, so I’m going to say definitely Lawson.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: I think Val would probably try to help Lawson, and clean him up or whatever. Lawson would be so upset if anything ever happened to Valentine though. He’d hold him and clean him up and then probably go after whoever hurt him. He hates violence with everything in him, but he can be pretty protective about people he cares about. Of course, whatever attacked Val would probably be superhuman and could kick his ass with its pinky finger. But still. He’d try.
"My Mom says I'm not supposed to talk to strangers."
{ sends in super late } matrick & valson
Molly & Patrick
How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
"Their" song: Hero by Enrique Iglesias
Who does more housework: Patrick, but I’m sure Molly tries to help. But then ends up making an even bigger mess than what they started with, so he just sits her in front of the TV and ends up doing it all himself.
What couple cosplay they should do: Spider-man & MJ or Ariel & Prince Eric. Obviously Patrick is always the red head.
Who cried watching Toy Story 3: Molly. Always, always Molly. Patrick probably had to comfort her the whole night afterward. And he might have been a little upset himself, but that might just be because some of the spirits were probably watching it with them too. Their emotions rubbed off on him — obviously.
Who hogs the blankets at night: Most definitely Molly. But she probably curls up to Patrick still, so he just tugs gently at the blanket until he has a little corner to himself.
What they fight about: Molly using soap, cookies, the microwaves feelings.
Who has more Facebook friends: Patrick, but that’s only because Molly doesn’t have an account. She could probably just type a gibberish status and end up with more friends than Patrick has.
One headcanon about them: Sometimes when they’re laying in bed and Molly is asleep, curled into his side and likely holding him in a death grip, he’ll just lay there for awhile. Probably watching her rest like the creep he is. Patrick always has trouble sleeping because of the spirits who seem to always interrupt him. But when Molly’s around, they don’t come around as much. And for once he can actually rest. But once he actually can, he doesn’t want to. He just wants to lay with her; feeling her arms around him make him feel peaceful. Like he’s almost normal for once. No one else has ever made him feel that way, and in those moments he realizes that he’d keep her forever if she wanted him to.
Valentine & Lawson
How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
"Their" song: Clearly it’s Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney. And probably This is for Keeps by The Spill Canvas. Probably.
Who does more housework: Valentine. Always, always Valentine. Lawson would pick up after himself and try to help out, but he’d get sidetracked and forget to actually clean anything in depth.
What couple cosplay they should do: Aladdin & Princess Jasmine in which Val is always Jasmine. Because Lawson is already half naked as it is, the open vest wouldn’t be that far of a stretch for him. But if this one is a problem, he’ll settle for going as the ghost busters. Lawson can compromise.
Who cried watching Toy Story 3: Lawson x1000000000. It probably stuck with him for a whole week. But I bet somewhere deep down it touched Val too. Although I doubt he’d ever admit it.
Who hogs the blankets at night: Lawson, but only because Valentine doesn’t really need them. Lawson doesn’t entirely hog them himself, but I feel like he makes sure they’re both covered up because of how cold Val is. Although he isn’t really complaining. Lawson likes pressing himself up against Val. He likes the cold when he sleeps, it’s like having a full sized air conditioned body pillow. He also hopes that some of his body heat will transfer over to Val in the process, but it never really seems to happen.
What they fight about: Lawson denying his gay, puppies, helmet wearing, Val taking the tongue ring out. In no particular order.
Who has more Facebook friends: Lawson, but that’s probably just because Val doesn’t know how to use Facebook properly. If he taught him how, and Val actually used it, he’d probably have over five hundred within a week.
One headcanon about them: After sneaking around for awhile, Lawson finds it harder to act normal around Valentine in public. He’s good at masking his emotions, for the most part. But he gets these urges to reach out and touch the other. Not sexually — maybe just to hug him or hold his hand or lean against him for a moment. Lawson is generally an affectionate person with those he cares about; he always had been. But he might not even realize that he wants to be close to the other so badly. It’s a subconscious need that manifests itself in simple ways, because realistically he can’t do those things in public. So he simply gives the other a pat on the shoulder; or a fist bump or high five or some other ridiculous gesture that no one pays any mind to. But it’s his own way of showing he cares, although his head is a mess and he can’t find the proper way to express himself. It’s a hint toward what’s really going on, and until he can find a way to get past his own hang ups and accept what is happening, that’ll have to be enough for the both of them.