#patrick rambles

[patty-cakeman]

Average page of American Psycho:

Clothing brand, clothing brand, clothing brand. Random names. I hate faggots and women. Les Miserables. I wanna kill everyone. I’m so evil. I want Dorsia. Did I mention I wanna kill everyone? Clothing brand and clothing brand. The n word. Clothing brand. My life sucks SO BAD. Clothing brand. Bad spelling. Clothing brand.

[courtpheasent]

Watching Inside by Bo Burnham for the first time, wish me luck.

[fitchinup]

So I finished watching Neo Yokio.

Honestly, I don't know how to rate it.

It’s bad. It is objectively incredibly bad from every single standpoint you can muster, especially because it is not intended to be satire. If it was, it’d be an easy 9 out of 10 because then it would have accomplished what it set out to do, but it doesn’t. It’s 100% serious. The creators are 100% serious. There’s sociopolitical commentary strewn throughout its entire shallow superficial 6 episode run, but it’s not supposed to be a jab or a drag at anything, according to interviews with Koenig (1, 2, 3).

But I enjoyed it. It’s stupid and shallow, awfully unrelatable, there’s no character development, and the plot is threadbare for its run. But it’s fun. There’s a semblance of a bigger picture and world building, but none of it makes any goddamn sense. 

I’ve described it on my facebook before as, “One man's trash may be another man's treasure, but holy shit, sometimes you just don't want someone else's garbage. But at other times you gotta wonder why they throw out such quality garbage”, and “...it is akin to anime the way that modern art is to fine art: created because it is thought because it IS, it is GOOD; objectively trash, but subjectively entertaining.”

Not every piece of art is good. Just because it is art, does not make it good art. But being bad won’t stop some people from finding joy and entertainment in it.

I’m not saying to go and watch it. You have better uses of your time, probably. For what it’s worth, it’s definitely not worth watching. But it’s fun and it’s dumb, and I liked it.

2/10.

[patty-cakeman]

Bunny💙

[patty-cakeman]

Aww

[patty-cakeman]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked Patrick Bateman and he started rambling about how he wants to gut a prostitute and throw her organs out the window onto people below them separate her limbs from her body so he can gnaw on them one at a time while keeping the rest in his fridge

[patty-cakeman]

Favorite Bret Easton Ellis main character?

(Puhlease do not vote if you’ve only read American Psycho)

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Clay Easton (Less Than Zero, Imperial Bedrooms)

Sean Bateman (The Rules of Attraction)

Lauren Hynde (The Rules of Attraction)

Paul Denton (The Rules of Attraction)

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Victor Ward (Glamorama)

Bret Ellis (Lunar Park)

Bret Ellis (The Shards)

Voting ended onMay 3

[patty-cakeman]

McDoofus 😂😂😂