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You, her and Doug she told you not to worry about

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This Was the Best Joke From Patton Oswalt’s New Stand-Up Special

‘Black Coffee and Ice Water’ just dropped

But the highlight of the hour is Oswalt's extended take on artificial intelligence. After explaining how wealthy, boring people are pushing the technology onto the rest of us, Oswalt describes a chance meeting with a tech employee who works in AI. When he asks her what she does exactly, she replies, “I keep it from becoming racist.” She goes on to say that AI “tends to go racist” because they give it access to the internet.

“No no no! You do not give the baby a gun, are you nuts?!’ Patton exclaims. “Because that’s what AI is, AI is a baby. It didn’t invent itself, we invented it. We’ve got to raise this baby. It’s not going anywhere, it’ll never go away, we’ve got to raise it! And we’ve got to feed it beauty and love and compassion and art.”

“But we’re not doing that right now,” he continues. “We’re raising it like a couple of meth-head parents. We’re passed out on the couch, we’re letting it eat gummy worms all day and watch Requiem For a Dream, of course it’s gonna nuke us! ‘Yeah, we let that thing that can launch nukes watch the racism machine all day, I don’t know what happened. Weird, I never saw this coming.’”

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"Blackjack Griffin couldn't remember the last time he had a bath. Couldn't remember what it felt like to have a naked body pressed up against his. That was all about to change..."

A.P. Bio 4x01

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STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS

NEW photo releases from Paramount for Season 3 - premieres with TWO new episodes on Thursday, July 17th!

Woo-hoo!

[filmhabits]

Deathstalker - Poster 2

Releases October 10, 2025 (USA)

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An egomaniacal super villain struggles to maintain control of his evil organization after it is bought by a multinational tech company, all while juggling the needs of his demanding family. 

Watch Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K May 21, only on Hulu.& Star

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Blade Trinity

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I ship them so hard